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General => General Discussion => Topic started by: 08087 on April 26, 2012, 11:31:01 PM
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10 Quotes By Barack Obama About Islam
#1 "Islam has always been part of America"
#2 "we will encourage more Americans to study in Muslim communities"
#3 "These rituals remind us of the principles that we hold in common, and Islam’s role in advancing justice, progress, tolerance, and the dignity of all human beings."
#4 "America and Islam are not exclusive and need not be in competition. Instead, they overlap, and share common principles of justice and progress, tolerance and the dignity of all human beings."
#5 "So I have known Islam on three continents before coming to the region where it was first revealed"
#6 "Ramadan is a celebration of a faith known for great diversity and racial equality"
#7 "As a young man, I worked in Chicago communities where many found dignity and peace in their Muslim faith."
#8 "I look forward to hosting an Iftar dinner celebrating Ramadan here at the White House later this week, and wish you a blessed month."
#9 "That experience guides my conviction that partnership between America and Islam must be based on what Islam is, not what it isn't. And I consider it part of my responsibility as president of the United States to fight against negative stereotypes of Islam wherever they appear."
#10 "I also know that Islam has always been a part of America's story."
Oh I forgot to add: Egyptian husbands will soon be legally allowed to have sex with their dead wives - for up to six hours after their death.
The controversial new law is part of a raft of measures being introduced by the Islamist-dominated parliament.
It will also see the minimum age of marriage lowered to 14 and the ridding of women's rights of getting education and employment
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...#ixzz1tA5vIx6J (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...#ixzz1tA5vIx6J)
CHANGE
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:D Dont even believe the date in that newspaper, its just the usual kind of semi-racist, anti-black, right-wing stuff they print every day here.Ignore it, its mis-quotes, quotes taken out of context, or made-up quotes to sensationalise a non-story and sell their rag of a paper.
Muslim, christian, buddist, mormon, catholic, athiest, jew, sikh, whatever, who cares? Some folk believe in aliens,some dont believe in evolution, some believe in god, some dont, doesnt really matter does it?
Anyway even if he was muslim,which hes not, whats he going to do? hes only the president, big business, the corporations and the banks run the country behind the scenes no matter who gets in.
Honestly tho,dont believe what this newspaper says, its tabloid garbage.
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:D Dont even believe the date in that newspaper, its just the usual kind of semi-racist, anti-black, right-wing stuff they print every day here.Ignore it, its mis-quotes, quotes taken out of context, or made-up quotes to sensationalise a non-story and sell their rag of a paper.
Muslim, christian, buddist, mormon, catholic, athiest, jew, sikh, whatever, who cares? Some folk believe in aliens,some dont believe in evolution, some believe in god, some dont, doesnt really matter does it?
Anyway even if he was muslim,which hes not, whats he going to do? hes only the president, big business, the corporations and the banks run the country behind the scenes no matter who gets in.
Honestly tho,dont believe what this newspaper says, its tabloid garbage.
damn!!!! you beat me on the damn keyboard!!! was supposed to say the same thing!!! you said everything!!! now what can I say?!! Lol!!!
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Ah!! end of thread, thank you very much!
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10 Quotes By Barack Obama About Islam
#1 "Islam has always been part of America"
#2 "we will encourage more Americans to study in Muslim communities"
#3 "These rituals remind us of the principles that we hold in common, and Islam’s role in advancing justice, progress, tolerance, and the dignity of all human beings."
#4 "America and Islam are not exclusive and need not be in competition. Instead, they overlap, and share common principles of justice and progress, tolerance and the dignity of all human beings."
#5 "So I have known Islam on three continents before coming to the region where it was first revealed"
#6 "Ramadan is a celebration of a faith known for great diversity and racial equality"
#7 "As a young man, I worked in Chicago communities where many found dignity and peace in their Muslim faith."
#8 "I look forward to hosting an Iftar dinner celebrating Ramadan here at the White House later this week, and wish you a blessed month."
#9 "That experience guides my conviction that partnership between America and Islam must be based on what Islam is, not what it isn't. And I consider it part of my responsibility as president of the United States to fight against negative stereotypes of Islam wherever they appear."
#10 "I also know that Islam has always been a part of America's story."
Oh I forgot to add: Egyptian husbands will soon be legally allowed to have sex with their dead wives - for up to six hours after their death.
The controversial new law is part of a raft of measures being introduced by the Islamist-dominated parliament.
It will also see the minimum age of marriage lowered to 14 and the ridding of women's rights of getting education and employment
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...#ixzz1tA5vIx6J (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...#ixzz1tA5vIx6J)
CHANGE
"We interrupt this important Forum with some late breaking news. Apparently a man from the 08087 zip code learned to read and found a highly quotable newspaper story, possibly off the Internet or from Fox News that states that American president Barack Obama has a funny sounding name and might actually be a closet muslim. It was later found out that this same man is planning to retire to a different country but wants to be sure that it is nice and warm there and that the health care there is up to his high standards before leaving his beloved America. It is assumed that this island paradise must be Muslim-free, as all island paradises of course are. Truly a great American. Back to the Forum." :P
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Thanks everyone for the approbate reply. Why this is even in this Scooter Forum is mildly annoying. As someone from New Jersey I'm embarrassed to see what 08087 - has posted. I'm across the river from Philly. 08087 seems to be from the Jersey Shore, and perhaps when he/she/it isn't watching Fox news it's time to catch up on Snookie and the rest.
Racism is racism, hate is hate.
-Wolf
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this thread is worse than the turnpike.... damn! and I.... from the Philippines..... can relate to!?...... drat! drat! and double drat Mutley!!!!
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Did you just quote the DailyFail? That was your first mistake.
#keep politics out of our forum
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I'll start with this from the Kymco forum itself:"General Discussion
Feel free to talk about anything and everything in this board."
With that said it was also in the Huffington post, If the story is incorrect please show me. How the cut and paste makes this a racist statement is beyond me. It is highly unusual for anyone I know to have sex with a corpse, maybe not so for you.
I've said in the past that I can knock America as much as anywhere else, if you'd like to see me just say so and I'll start a thread on it.
As for island paradises all be non muslim countries you'd be wrong about that, there are many and on some if your a Christian you risk being kidnapped in large groups and being held hostage for long periods of time or until a hefty ransom is paid.
What context were these quotes taken out of? Anyone?
If I didn't reply to anyone I apologize, let me know and I'll try and answer you directly. And for the record you didn't see any of my thougt's on this in the OP I simply put out there a story that has been published for others to comment on, why you assume I back this to whatever degree shows me something about you.
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I wasnt sayin you were racist, i said the Daily Mail was racist, it is. I agree what you said tho, we should be able to post anything as a topic as long as its not plain racist, sexist, homophobic or offensive. If you dont like the topic or it isnt of interest to you then you can just ignore it.
I still dont see why the US media and many of the public want to paint Obama as a muslim?
Does it matter? Radical muslims are just as bad as radical christians? Im an atheist so do i only vote for atheist politicians? Makes no sense to me, i dont care what you believe privately about religion.
Btw, Fox etc and most tabloid papers will and do mis-quote and take things said oit of context every day to make a story from nothing, controversy sells.
ANY president for instance who visits a muslim country in his role as leader of the USA will praise the people, the country, their religion etc and generally talk nice about them, its greasing palms etc, all politics. Im sure they could dig up some Bush quotes in favour of Islam too if they wanted to make that the story, but hes not black and was a hardcore christian from Texas.
Like i said tho, i just dont understand why it matters even if the president was one day to be a muslim?
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...i didnt even read it all...this is not the place...
..dont post to this thread, guys....
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I wasnt sayin you were racist, i said the Daily Mail was racist, it is. I agree what you said tho, we should be able to post anything as a topic as long as its not plain racist, sexist, homophobic or offensive. If you dont like the topic or it isnt of interest to you then you can just ignore it.
Ok... So two lesbian fagot gay Jew bags walk into a Mic bar in Jersey. One says to her niger sex slave... Hey it smalls like Horse cock in here. Did you just fart?
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Like that?
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Did you just fart?
..ummm...no?.....
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You'all just gotta chill. f*** the hate.
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+1 z!
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+ ALL, I hope!
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:) ;) :D ;D 8)
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I wasnt sayin you were racist, i said the Daily Mail was racist, it is. I agree what you said tho, we should be able to post anything as a topic as long as its not plain racist, sexist, homophobic or offensive. If you dont like the topic or it isnt of interest to you then you can just ignore it.
I still dont see why the US media and many of the public want to paint Obama as a muslim?
Does it matter? Radical muslims are just as bad as radical christians? Im an atheist so do i only vote for atheist politicians? Makes no sense to me, i dont care what you believe privately about religion.
Btw, Fox etc and most tabloid papers will and do mis-quote and take things said oit of context every day to make a story from nothing, controversy sells.
ANY president for instance who visits a muslim country in his role as leader of the USA will praise the people, the country, their religion etc and generally talk nice about them, its greasing palms etc, all politics. Im sure they could dig up some Bush quotes in favour of Islam too if they wanted to make that the story, but hes not black and was a hardcore christian from Texas.
Like i said tho, i just dont understand why it matters even if the president was one day to be a muslim?
I'm on a forum or two that religious debate and debate of pretty much any kind is accepted and welcome. I see it's pretty much frouned upon here so I'll do what I can to refran from starting other threads based on this topic. I'm not looking to upset the apple cart as much as I am feeling out who sits where and on what fence.
What I do enjoy about this forum is that you have members from around the world not just the US and I get better views on topics of question.
The only reason I see the muslim thing being an issue for the US is that muslims are now pushing to have their religious law accepted in US courts, and yes that I have a problem with. As for Bush, well you all don't know me well/long enough to know what I think of that moron. he's not relly a moron, but it's an insult to the man. He and his father took giant steps into destroying the US as I once knew it. Bush senior started using term like "New world order" and "One world government" Bush II started the "Patriot act", a direct breach of the US constitution which Obama has extended, so I feel the same for Obama as I do Bush. Ones religion in this matter has nothing to do with how I fell about them.
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...i didnt even read it all...this is not the place...
..dont post to this thread, guys....
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Funny, I bet your for free speach when it's something you agree with. Why not let the members figure out for themselves what they want to do?
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Ok... So two lesbian fagot gay Jew bags walk into a Mic bar in Jersey. One says to her niger sex slave... Hey it smalls like Horse cock in here. Did you just fart?
And? All countries of power held the defeated as slaves, in Africa they sold their defeated members off to other countries, there are Mic bars in Jersey still, so what? A Mic bar is a Mic bar. I don't get offended by nationality stereo type things. Homosexuals can do what they want but don't do it with me, don't ask for my help with paying for your medications because you practiced unsafe sex and now you have aids/hiv (that goes for heterosexuals too or IV drug users).
Some might call me an arogant self centered American of the worst kind, they might be right. It's their opinion just as I have mine. That to me is all what debate is about.
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It's not likely that one more request will make a difference but , dude , PLEASE give it a rest .
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It is a scooter forum. Go grind the axe elsewhere. I want to hear about how someone fixed there rattle so I can fix mine. I can get politics anywhere. I want my scooter commentary and mutual interest fed in this forum.
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Ok. So two Rednecks walk into a scooter shop...
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Ok. So two Rednecks walk into a scooter shop...
..i resemble that remark...
...free speech is cool, that's why i said what i did....
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Ok. So two Rednecks walk into a scooter shop...
..i resemble that remark...
...free speech is cool, that's why i said what i did....
Then the Fag said... There's poo on his tires.
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..okay, you're cross-joking now...f***!!...lol...piss, sh** cum...
...freedom of speech and all...
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Cross joking is an art. I'm still practicing... Eventually a bomb diggity dog of a joke will assemble.
Axy will be in it for sure.
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..jpress was here a while ago...
..he didnt say anything......
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Yawwwwwwwnnn!
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Hey! How about changing the topic.....
Here's 10 ways to cook a turkey....
# 1. Roast Turkey
# 2. Smoked Turkey
# 3. Steamed Turkey (Tin foil)
#4. Deep Fried Turkey
# 5. Grilled Turkey or BBQ Turkey
#6. Rotisserie Turkey or Spit Roasting a Turkey
# 7. Marinated Turkey
# 8. Oven-Bag Turkey
# 9. Brining a Turkey
# 10. Microwave Turkey
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...fried shrwimp..boillled shwrimp..baked shwrimp...
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Turducken! Not THAT is just wrong. Worse than any bigot joke IMHO
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Q. Why did the duck cross the road?....
A. It was stuffed in the chicken....
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Mutha F'
Vivo's really from Iowa! No one in the Philli. knows chicken jokes...
The real answer is the chicken was stapled to the Punk!
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Punk Rock Jokes
Do you know any more jokes like these? Well, what are ya waiting for? Send 'em to oldpunkswebzine@yahoo.com
1) Q: If a Punk and a Skin are in the back of a car, who's in front? A: A cop. (Thanks to Eve)
2) Q: An apartment building in California has Skins living on the first floor, Punks on the second, and Hippies on the third. One day a big fire burns the building to the ground. Who survived? A: The Skins. They were at work. (Thanks to Eve)
3) Q: How many Punks does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 3. 1 to screw it in and 2 to argue about who did it first. (Thanks to Odind)
4) Q: How many Punks does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, Punks can't change a thing. (Thanks to Odind)
5) Q: How many Straight-Edge kids does it take to drink a case of beer? A: One, if no one's looking. (Big thanks to Odind)
6) Q: What has 8 arms and kills its girlfriend? A: Squid Vicious.
7) Q: Why did the punk rocker cross the road? A: He was stapled to a chicken.
8) Q: How many punks does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Five. One to do it and four to write a zine about it. (thanks to Katatonic)
9) Q: How many Straight Edges does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, they don't screw (thanks to Katatonic)
10) Q: How many Rudeboys does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 4. One to drop it and 3 to "pick it up! pick it up! pick it up!" (thanks to Mr. Macunas)
11) Q: How many Skinheads does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 10. 1 to screw it in and 9 to watch his back. (thanks to Mr. Macunas)
12) Q: How many skaters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two, one to do it and one to film it. (thanks to J.L. Read from Texas)
13) Q: What do you call a skinhead fish? A: An Oi-ster.
14) Q: How many Punks does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 20. 1 to screw it in and 19 to call him a sellout. (thanks to Milo)
15) Q: How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, they're all to depressed to do it. (thanks to Avery)
16) Q: How many punks does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 2 - 1 to screw it in and the other to kick the chair out from under him. (thanks to Jared)
17) Q: How many punks does it take to change a light bulb? A: 10. 1 to change the bulb and 9 on the guest list. (thanks to Steve S.)
18) Q: How many Emo kids does it take to change a light bulb? A: 5. 1 to change it and 4 to pass out lyrics. (thanks to Steve S.)
19) Q: What do you call a Punk without a girlfriend? A: Homeless. (thanks to Evileye)
20) Q: How many Punks does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None. Punks only screw in a puddle of vomit (Dan Burrito says this joke kills amongst Mississippi Drunk Rockers)
21) Q: What's a Street Punk's favorite seafood? A: Crust-acean. (Thanks to Taucreti)
22) Q: How do you get a one-armed Punk out of a tree? A: Throw him a beer. (Thanks to Taucreti)
23) Q: How do you get a Punk out of a bathtub? A: Turn on the water. (Thanks to Taucreti)
24) Q: What do you call a Gutter Punk's weather-proofed home? A: A dry dumpster (Thanks to Dreagus)
25) Q: Where do you find all the Gutter Punks after a hard rain? A: In the sewer 'cause they've been washed down a drain. (Thanks to Dreagus)
26) Q: How many Riot Grrrls does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None. They just have the men do it for them. (Thanks to Nils)
27) Q: What do you call a bunch of Skinheads playing classical music? A: An Oi!chestra. (Thanks to Nils)
28) Q: Why do anarchists drink only herbal tea? A: Because proper tea is theft. (Thanks to Karen)
29) Q: What do you call the President's son if he's a Skinhead? A: The First B"Oi". (Thanks to Buzbee)
30) Q: What's the difference between a hippie and a trampoline? A: You take off your boots before you jump on a trampoline. (Thanks to Karen)
31) Q: What do you call a bunch of Skinheads at the bottom of the ocean ? A: A good start. (Thanks to Karen)
32) Q: Three drunken Skinheads jump off a roof. One Skin had been drinking Guinness, the second Fosters and the third Skin enjoyed Blatz. Which one hits the ground first? A: Who the hell cares? (Thanks to Karen)
33) Q: How many punks does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 21. 1 to hold the light bulb and 20 to drink until the room spins! (Thanks to Dan)
34) Q: How many punks does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 3. 1 to screw in the light bulb, one to kick the ladder out and one to laugh. (Thanks to Vim The Grim)
35) Q: How many punks does it take change a light bulb?
A: 4. one to stand on a chair to screw it in, one to kick the chair out from him, one to say how punk rock that was, and the 4th to say, "shut the fugg up, mike" (don't know who Mike is but thanks to lunamoth and mas)
36) Q: How many Goths does it take to change a light bulb?
A: one. they're all alone. or.....none. they like to sit in the dark.
or.....one hundred. 1 to put in a new one & drop the old one on the floor, and 99 to slit their wrists on the broken glass. (Thanks to lunamoth and mas)
37) A young punker gets on the cross-town bus. He's got spiked, multicolored hair that's green, purple, and orange. His clothes are a tattered mix of leather and rags. His legs are bare and he's without shoes. His entire face and body are riddled with piercings and his earrings are big, bright feathers. He sits down in the only vacant seat, directly across from an old man who just glares at him for the next ten miles. Finally, the punk gets self conscious and barks at the old man, "What are you looking at you old fart? Didn't you ever
do anything wild when you were young?" Without missing a beat, the old man replies, "Yeah! Back when I was young and in the Navy, I got really drunk one night in Singapore and I fugged a parrot. I thought maybe you were my son." (Thanks to PlanckZoo)
38) Two straight edge guys were out walking home from work one afternoon. "S--t," said the first guy, "as soon as I get home, I'm gonna rip the wife's underwear off!" "What's the rush?" his mate asked. "The fugging elastic in the legs is killing me," he replied. (Thanks to the mighty Allen Wrench)
39) A punk, A skin, and a mod walk into a bar. The bartender hands them each a beer with a fly in it. The mod turns the beer away. The punk just drinks the beer in spite of the fly, and the skin grabs the fly by the wings and yells " spit it out! spit it out you bastard!" (Thanks to Jonny NOgood Nick)
40) Q: What do you call a punk hitchhiker? A: Stranded. (Thanks to DBM)
41) Q: How many goths does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 2, one to do the work and the other to tell her how goth she is for doing it. (Thanks to joni luvs chaji)
42) Q: How do you hide money from a Hippie?
A: Hide it under the soap. (Thanks to invisible7)
43) Q: How many goths does it take to change a light bulb? A: None– they light candles. (Thanks to Dustin)
44) Q: How do you get a goth out a tree? A: Cut the rope. (Thanks to Dustin)
45) Q: How do The Damned drink their Scotch? A: Neat Neat Neat. (Thanks to Sir Yonts)
46) Q: How many times does a skinhead laugh at a joke? A: Three...once when he hears it, once when it's explained to him, and once when he gets it. (Thanks to Sir Yonts)
47) Q: How do you wake up a Gutter Punk? A: Open the car door. (Thanks to Anna)
48) Q: How do you know when a Gutter Punk has been to your house? A: He's still there. (Thanks to EBAG76)
49) Q: How many Mods does it take to change a light bulb? A: Four. One to change it and 3 to watch out for punks? (Thanks to Ska Drumz)
50) Q: What's so tragic about four ravers driving off a cliff in a Honda Civic? A: The car seats five (Thanks to Rehtaeh)
51) A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "either of you know how to starve a punk?" The priest looks at the rabbi, the rabbi looks back. They both shrug. "Hide his food stamps under his work boots!" (Thanks to Kirk, after much coaching)
52) Q: How many Berkeley Riot Girrls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2, one to screw in the light and another to say how much better it was than if a man did it. (Thanks to Nukebrew)
53) Q: What kind of soap does a skinhead wash with? A: Oi of Olay!!!! (Thanks to Nukebrew)
54) Q: What does a skinhead buy at the grocery store?? A: Chips-A-Oi! (Thanks to Emily for the post)
55) Q: How does a (racist) skinhead tie his shoes? In little Nazis. (Thankee to Polly Sugartree)
56) Q: How many skinheads does it take to screw in a light bulb? 5, One to screw it in and the rest to explain he's not a nazi cos he did it. (Thankee to Björn in Sweden)
57) Q: What's orange and looks good on hippies? Fire. (Thank hew to John Maxwell)
58) Q: what does the bumper sticker on a skin's car say? A:
"My Boss was an Austrian Painter". (Danka to ejg ejg)
59) Q: Why was the Dead Boy groupie frigid? A: Cause she was below Zero. (Special belch to Marina Lutz. The joke's funny because Jimmy Zero was in the Dead Boys. Ha ha ha... oy just forget it)
60) Q: Why did Stiv Bators cross the road? A: Cause he was fugging the chicken. (Marina Lutz made this up on the spot and then followed it with "Will this do?")
61) Q: Why did the punk cross the road? A: Who cares? fugg you! (J. Alvarado thinks he's the first person to make this up on his own)
62) Q: How many goths does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: What does it matter? We're all gonna die anyway. (Thanks to J. Alvarado for making up a joke off the top of his head)
63) Q: What does a Vegan Skinhead Eat? A: SOI!. (Thanks to Kate Amos for adding "haha yes i rule)
64) Q: How can you tell a genuine punk band from a bunch of poseurs? A: The poseurs remember to bring their instruments. (From Stan The Man)
65) Punk Definition of a Newbie: Anybody I didn't recognize at my first gig. (From Stan The Man But Not On Weekends)
66) Punk Definition of True Love - when a punk gets down on his knees, holds your hand, looks you in the eyes, and asks if his band can sleep at your place tonight... (From Stan, The Man First Thing Again Monday Morning)
67) Q: What do you call punks who learn how to play their instruments? A: Sell-outs. (From Stan The Man Who Ain't Foolin' Anybody!)
68) Q: What's the difference between a white power skin and a computer? A: You only gotta punch information in a computer once. (A big snap of the suspenders to SkinGlory)
69) Q: How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None! let them cry in the dark. (A big phonetic ThaingQue to AyeQue)
70) Q: How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 3. One to screw it in, one to cry about it, and one to write a journal entry. (Aye...QUE!!!! (bless you)
71) Q: What is 300 ft long and has no pubic hair? A: the line outside a blink 182 show
(To Zak - thanks)
72) Q: What does "emo" stand for? A: Ex-Members Of (Thanks to Zak)
73) Q: What's 20 feet long and has no balls? A: The font row of a Promise Ring show. (yo to Vinnie)
74) Q: What's a shame about a bus load of skins going off a cliff? A: An empty seat. (annuder yo to Vinnie)
75) A punk and a "normal" guy are walking down the street one day. The punk is in classic form; six inch blue liberty spikes, plaid bondage pants, leather jacket with band names scribbled all over it, etc. The normal guy turns to the punk and asks, "So just exactly what is punk anyway?" The punk emphatically replies, "Man, punk is doing whatever you want, whenever you want to and not giving a s--t what anybody else thinks...you see that
trash can right there?" The punk walks over to a nearby trashcan and kicks it over, spilling garbage all over the sidewalk. "That's punk." The normal guy ponders this as they continue to walk down the sidewalk. The next trash can they come to, the normal guy steps up and gives a kick, sending garbage flying everywhere. He turns to the punk, "So that's punk, huh?" The punk replies, "No, that's trendy." (Danka to Richard Hawes)
76) Q. What did the knife say while listening to The Ramones? A. I wanna be serrated! (tanks to Cole Pershing)
77) Q: What's the most common punk digestive malady? A: Reflux of Pink Indians. (Thanks, frosty Robert)
78) Q: What do you call a skinhead from Chicago who has the flu? A: An Illin' Oi!
79) A drunk punk comes into a church and walks towards the althar with the candles. Once there he starts to blow the out. A priest sees him and shouts "Ah, you antichrist, what are you doing, stop it!" to what the punk answers "Leave me alone, it's my birthday!" (Thanks to Gheorghe)
80) Q. Why did crass breakup? A. They lost their stencil.
81) A punk, a skinhead, and a mod all go into a bar to get a beer. They each get a beer with a fly in it. The mod turns the beer down. The punk drinks the beer anyway with the fly in it. The skinhead takes out the fly and yells "spit it out you bastard!"
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A turbacon: chicken, duck, turkey, inside a pig... http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Epic_21120a_1406459.jpg (http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Epic_21120a_1406459.jpg)
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Just the Idea is wrong. It's F'n disgusting!
Now on a lighter note... How many dead babies can you fit in a standard "carry on bag"?
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Just the Idea is wrong. It's F'n disgusting!
Now on a lighter note... How many dead babies can you fit in a standard "carry on bag"?
A lot! Grind 'em up first...
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You Must be in Iowa.
I would have said... It depends on how long they've been in the blender.
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You Must be in Iowa.
I would have said... It depends on how long they've been in the blender.
Maybe in my past life.. or maybe too much TV....
What's with Iowa anyway....
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I didn't want to Dis you by claiming Jersey. Besides No one lives in Iowa. It is like the armpit of America. Just a bunch of Quarterbacks/cheerleaders/people that no one else wants. I think Jeffery Dahlmer was in Iowa once, and look how that turned out.
There is only one true state... New York! all the rest are wannabees.
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No one lives in Iowa. It is like the armpit of America. Just a bunch of Quarterbacks/cheerleaders/people that no one else wants.
Oh I see, I don't think I lived in Iowa even during my past life.
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I didn't want to Dis you by claiming Jersey. Besides No one lives in Iowa. It is like the armpit of America. Just a bunch of Quarterbacks/cheerleaders/people that no one else wants. I think Jeffery Dahlmer was in Iowa once, and look how that turned out.
There is only one true state... New York! all the rest are wannabees.
Dahmer. They call him The Milwaukee Cannibal. :)
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Cannibal huh! You have cannibals in the U.S. of A??? and Zombie thinks eating pig's brain and chicken guts in my country is gross?
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Well I do have to admit to eating a girl now and then. I guess its all in the way you are raised. I'd never eat a pig! :-*
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Well I do have to admit to eating a girl now and then. I guess its all in the way you are raised. I'd never eat a pig! :-*
How 'bout this pig?.... http://www.costumes4less.com/Prodimages/Large/2/LargeB4102.jpg (http://www.costumes4less.com/Prodimages/Large/2/LargeB4102.jpg)
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Well I do have to admit to eating a girl now and then. I guess its all in the way you are raised. I'd never eat a pig! :-*
... and back to Islam, here we go... ;D
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... and back to Islam, here we go... ;D
STOP!
How about 32 WAYS TO ANNOY PEOPLE:
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."
3. Insist that your drive-through order is "to go."
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip..."
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.
7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
12. Sniff incessantly.
13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
14. Name your dog "Dog."
15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."
18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace."
19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.
21. Practice making fax and modem noises.
22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and copy them to your boss.
23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."
26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
27. Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.
28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more at any moment.
29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
31. Give a play-by-play account of a person's every action in a nasal Howard Cossell voice.
32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
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My all time fave way to ankoy folk is to walk about whistling the same tune all day, only do it slightly out of tune and time. It drives folk mental :D You can watch them go from mild amusement at your attempt to whistle, to irritation, onto annoyance, then into full blown anger,
"Will you shut the f*** up! Please!".
"What? But pal, im only whistling? Calm down."
"Yeah but its been the same bit from the same song for like 2hrs now!"
"Its my favorite song?"
then then walk away whistling off into the distance...... :D
Love it, find a tune u like and give it a go, great fun :D
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Really, why not just let the thread die?
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Threads never die here... They just go on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on.
So what's up with all the Black guys on the Yankees team this year... Next thing you know they will be in Down hill skiing! What?
Say What Again!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPHuE5pDlEs#noexternalembed)
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Really, why not just let the thread die?
..its your thread...f***ing kill it!...
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die! thread! die!!!!!
It won't....
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...this thread will self destruct in 5 seconds...good luck Jim...
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...>>POOF<<...
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I like this thread...
The Best Part Of The Shining (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TVooUHN7j4#)
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...HEEERES JOHNNY!!...
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"Democracy is buying a big house you can't afford with money you don't have to impress people you wish were dead. And, unlike communism, democracy does not mean having just one ineffective political party; it means having two ineffective political parties. ...Democracy is welcoming people from other lands, and giving them something to hold onto -- usually a mop or a leaf blower. It means that with proper timing and scrupulous bookkeeping, anyone can die owing the government a huge amount of money. ... Democracy means free television, not good television, but free. ... And finally, democracy is the eagle on the back of a dollar bill, with 13 arrows in one claw, 13 leaves on a branch, 13 tail feathers, and 13 stars over its head -- this signifies that when the white man came to this country, it was bad luck for the Indians, bad luck for the trees, bad luck for the wildlife, and lights out for the American eagle."
from Johnny Carson..... Wasn't me! Wasn't me!
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Spot on tho!
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In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."
:D :D :D :D :D
Haven't laughed that hard in a couple weeks
Awesome!
Thanks Vivo!
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First a few say the thread is a horrible one then you keep it at the top. As for the comment of "Kill it" I don't think I can lock a thread, if I can tell me how and I'll think it over.
I can't say when I've seen this level of immaturity before on any forum.
Others say for me to let it go yet others keep it going, not a bunch of sense going on here.
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Bottom left of the page "Move topic" and "lock topic" will do it if you want but why bother? f*** it, let it run, its took on a life of its own now :)
Old threads never die, they just evolve into something else :)
Think folk are just enjoying letting off some steam now and having a laugh with each other? Happens every day on here on many varied topics, personally i like it, the sharing of ideas, thought on things and jokes and banter make this forum worth a visit unlike some boring crusty old forums where you cant even say sh**, f*** or piss without getting a warning or a ban. Think the whole thing blew up from not much at all, or i hope it did. I dont know anyone personally on this forum so i can only guess what everyone is like in real life from their comments and posts in the past, dont think i "met" anyone i could get on with at some level at least, theres loads of decemt good people on here. I know some folks politics and worldview on things from chatting on here but i obviously have no idea of yours or what your opinion of Obama is. Guess folk assumed you were anti-Obama/anti-muslim? Or racist/bigoted? I dont know? Maybe people misunderstood your idea/meaning behind the original topic? Maybe they didnt?
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I can't say when I've seen this level of immaturity before on any forum.
..yee-f***in' haa!!!!..
:o
...that's because we're here to scoot and f*** up your mind, 080....
.....not a bunch of sense going on here.
....itsa true story...
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Streido nailed it, and Slinger proved it.
Lets have a contest to see who can be the MOST offensive...Not it! Sometimes it is just soo nice to eat candy, and go pee!
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..sh** f*** damn whore piss cum...
..reckon im it...
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080, I think this forum is not for you, you should be in a classroom somewhere, in church, or any other "mature" venues teaching good manners and right conduct to the good citizens of the world. No offense Bro, but I don't see any bullying or poking here, just talk about scoot, sh**, and other stuff that we don't talk in our everyday meets. The comments here are not personal in nature but comments on opinions. This forum is like my High School reunion where we talk about the sh** stuff, jokes and banter everybody, but return to be the professional banker or doctor the following day. Loosen up Bro. You take things too seriously.
P.s. I don't even use "Bro" in my daily language......
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..and you can even learn about your scoot!!!
..damn...go figure....
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I like to learn
I like pizzza!
Did I put the thread back on top? :D :D :D Too bad
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..i like papa johns th' works...without olives, add bacon...
...oh, yeahhh...
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Pretty damn smart bunch of monkeys if you ask me! It's a release valve. I think we would all qualify as retarded if this went on at work/in the street.
But MAYBE we could all get the same ward! LET THE CRUSADE BEGIN!
Monty Python-Coconuts (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHFXG3r_0B8#)
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..i like papa johns th' works...without olives, add bacon...
...oh, yeahhh...
and a slug...
Deep dish pizza for me!!! and a bottle of rum!
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and a slug...
...mmhhmmm...slug goood....
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I think I'll have a deep dish pizza and a bottle of rum. Hold the pizza
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..or some hippy grass and a bud light...hold th'....
..what was i saying??
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I'll get my syringe......
For the insulin!!!
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Uh huh!