Gentlemen, I've found the answer.
Just as a bit of background, I rode motorcycles for most of my youth, everything from a moped (Honca C50 classic!) to a Silver wing, both legally and highly illegally
Many years back, after walking away from a crash which left my bike embedded in a roundabout, I had a back injury at work which really should have stopped the obsession with two wheels, but y'all know that it aint that simple right? My current ride is good as the low seat height means that I too can get my leg over
.... I agree that the handling of a custom takes some getting used to, but it's worth it just to see them boys on their 'plastic crotch rockets' look on in amazement as I tear round a bend with my knee on the deck lmao!
But..
I know that sooner or later I'm gonna have to get a scooter or a trike to ease my riding a bit, ok so that's what I thought until I dropped in at my mates bike shop. I just laid eyes on the Qlink Legacy 250. This has the looks of a nice custom bike, but the ease (yes it is an auto!!!) of a scooter... I think I'm in lust
Most places appear to be selling this as a girls bike, but to someone like me with often limited movement, it looks like a dream come true..
The only thing stopping me from trying out a scooter I think is my absolute lack of knowledge about them and the fact that the cheaper ones here in the uk have either been a) thrashed to death or b) thrown down the road
Anyway, enough waffle, I'll go back to polishing my chrome now..
Hardley