Sometimes we have to inject some humor into our lives.. I think I'll do more...
Women's geography
Between the ages of 15 - 18 a woman is like China or Iran. Developing at a
sizzling rate with a lot of potential but as yet still not free or open.
Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is
half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around the
fertile deltas.
Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan. Completely
discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with countries
with cash or cars.
Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain. Very hot, relaxed
and convinced of its own beauty.
Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina. She may
have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and
desirable place to visit.
Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq. She lost the
war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now
necessary.
Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada. Very wide, quiet
and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate keeps
people away.
Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia. With
a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future.
After 70, they become Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is, but no
one wants to go there.
