It looks like one of the jackets involved that LL Bean "Crack Smuggling" scandal.
As a due'ly self appointed, and sworn officer of self righteousness I here by ask your co-operation in voluntarily sending the jacket to me for proper disposal.
Your refusal to do so will result in a seizure of all of your scooter related assets, as well as all kittens/puppies, and candy found on/in/around your property or any other ares frequented by you or anyone you know.
This is your ONE and only courtesy contact letter. Please make this as simple as it should be.
If you look down to your left... Other left... You will notice a small red dot just behind your hamsters left ear.
Nuff Sayed'
