Good twin, and Evil twin die one second apart.
Evil twin see's St Pete first.
St Pete says... You have lead quite a life. Cloud Nine is all yours.
The cloud floats up, ad there are two red hot babes, and a keg of beer.
The Good twin see's St. Pete, and says... My brother is the Asshole. I'm the good one.
St. Pete says... I Know this.The keg has a hole in the bottom, and the broads don't.