Get a speeding ticket.
Go to court.
Plead not guilty
Ask for your CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT to a jury trial by your peers.
Get your free (or paid) lawyer.
Swear before God (who's not there. Why would he be... There is a separation between Church, and State) to tell the TRUTH, the WHOLE TRUTH, and NOTHING but the TRUTH. (so help me God).
Tell your story/They tell theirs...
I have a story you all might not want to hear... so decide now to click next, or read on.
Someone who isn't me, (SWIM) was accused of some mediocre violations of minor rules.
SWIM new that these minor violations Could be taken as something more.
SWIM'S lawyer suggested "making a "deal"".
SWIM said...(I can't post that part)
SWIM went to dinner at a nice restaurant w/ some friends to mull this over.
Guess who was sitting at a table ten feet away? The states attorney that SWIM had to face in court.
BRAINSTORM! SWIM, orders a bottle of wine for Mr. Attorneys table/Pays his check for the meal/Asks for a receipt.
SWIM,Takes a "selfie" form 10 feet away (being sure to get the check, and attorneys table in the pict), and goes home.
One week later SWIM goes to court, and has his phone w/ him. Same sh** as always... Make a deal...
On the other hand the local news would savor a bribery story... True or NOT!
Guess what! Case dismissed! Lack of evidence. That's the last time I ever (got caught) "J"walking in N.Y.C.
Look it up... It's all true! (maybe it was "K" walking, but close enough)