I do keep the good hootch for special friends. There is nothing worse than a drunk, gulping down a fine drop, as if it were Mad Dog 20/20.
When I bought my house, my Realtor bought me a 200.00 bottle of Cabernet. (she's also a great friend of mine)
Anyway... I was screwi er... seeing this local Hippie type chick that was/is a full blown drunk. I asked her NOT to come over here drunk, and she did not listen. I left, and left her here to sober up. When I came home in the morning she had finished off a bottle of Vodka from the freezer, an open bottle of Cutty from the cabinet, and what did I see on MY coffee table?? A liter of coke, my bottle of wine, and a plastic cup half filled w/ wine, and coke. The bottle was empty.
The rest of this story should have gotten me arrested... I tossed her BUTT ARSE NAKED off my front porch, and threw her clothes in the fireplace, along w/ her cell phone. I have only seen her one time since in a town w/ 2,500 people
