Spotted these humorous signs at a street fair:
IF I DIDN'T DRINK, HOW WOULD MY FRIENDS KNOW I LOVED THEM AT 2 AM?
IF YOU CAN'T SAY SOMETHING NICE ABOUT ANYONE HERE, SIT NEXT TO ME!
"TRUST ME, YOU CAN DANCE." (said the alcohol)
SOMETHING ABOUT YOU BRINGS OUT THE IDIOT IN ME.
Stig
