Daughter, "He said he's finished our yard work and grandpa's yardwork and is going for coffee on his scooter in the morning."
Mrs S, "Knock on the door and tell him it's supposed to rain tomorrow."
Daughter, "What's a patoot? He said he doesn't give a rat's one, if it does - he's taking the Michelins and going anyway."
Major Tom
There ain't a whole lot of good news coming our way these days - So I celebrate the
heck out of some things!
Snuck this one in in February this year....