Presently waiting for my pup to be groomed in a very small, rural town in Ohio.
I Googled coffee shops .....and Tea Baggers was the only place in walking distance.
I looked around the shop,, then asked the lady, "how far is it to the closest donut?"
She said, "donut?"
I waited a few heartbeats....then said, "round things with a hole in the middle..??"
She tried to push a scone at me...
Stig