Joke?

[Neil955i]

Way too close to real life to be too funny!  The only thing they're missing is the one-piece rainsuit struggled into as well!! (Yes, I've been there.  More than once.)

[Stig / Major Tom]

Brings to mind my habit of slipping my tight ( well if they ain't - they aren't going to do me any good when I go summersaulting  off my scooter!) gloves off as I slowly approach the corner that most often has the deer!

Too often by the time I get my glove off to take a photo - the deer scamper back into the woods.

Also - brings to mind the times I roll off the center stand to head home on a frigid morning and realize "it's too noisy!".
Ear plugs are still in my pocket.
Stig

[Neil955i]

Cant identify with the former, but as for the latter, solved that by getting into the habit of popping my plugs into my skull cap which I then fold into my right glove.  Reverse process before I set off. Only works if you uses skull cap / balaclava!

[Stig / Major Tom]

Cant identify with the former, but as for the latter, solved that by getting into the habit of popping my plugs into my skull cap which I then fold into my right glove.  Reverse process before I set off. Only works if you uses skull cap / balaclava!

I've had days when I put two balaclavas on! Thin one and a heavier one.
Deep winter rides to work.
Only my HJC would accept 2.

Stig

[Iahawk]

I've pulled out of my garage and down my driveway to stop and think "this looks funny"...because I left my glasses on the shelf where helmet goes.

[Neil955i]

I've pulled out of my garage and down my driveway to stop and think "this looks funny"...because I left my glasses on the shelf where helmet goes.

Ah that’s bad! I thank my lucky stars at the moment I only need glasses for reading, driving/riding I’m OK without.