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Stig / Major Tom

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NSR: Dangerfield joke
« on: March 13, 2023, 10:57:07 AM »
Rodney Dangerfield

"I like to drink. I don't get mean or anything - but the next day I always have two problems.
I have to find my car....and bring back the one I took."

He told that joke for decades🙂
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Re: NSR: Dangerfield joke
« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2023, 04:01:27 AM »
Quote from: Stig / Major Tom on March 13, 2023, 10:57:07 AM
Rodney Dangerfield

"I like to drink. I don't get mean or anything - but the next day I always have two problems.
I have to find my car....and bring back the one I took."

He told that joke for decades🙂
Stig

Never heard of that one before
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Re: NSR: Dangerfield joke
« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2023, 07:38:53 AM »
Reminds me of that old Dean Martin quip, “ I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.”
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Re: NSR: Dangerfield joke
« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2023, 10:45:01 PM »
Both are good. The last time I drank enough to feel bad in the morning, I thanked my wife for driving home the night before. She told me that I drove home. Now that I’m more mature, I limit myself to one beer or glass of wine with a meal when I need to drive home with most occasions where I stick to ice tea.
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