Went out to bring the Yager in from the street to park it in the garage. Frakking thing wouldn't start! I cranked the engine multiple times...nothing! It would crank and crank, but the engine just wouldn't ignite. Finally, pushed it into the garage, which is on an incline. Thank goodness it wasn't my old Piaggio X9 or I wouldn't have made it up the incline at all. Finally got it in the garage, put it on the center stand, left-locked the steering and yanked the keys out. Went to flick the engine kill switch off and...oops. It was already off. I did one of those loud forehead slapping things where you move your hand down from your forehead to your chin.