A woman posted an ad in the papers : WANTED: Man, not more than 30 years old who won't leave me, won't hurt me and must be great in bed.
After a day, she heard the door bell ring and when she opened the door she found a man on a wheelchair with no arms and legs.
Man: I'm here for the ads.
Woman: How can I be sure you won't leave me?
Man: Can't you see, I have no legs
Woman: How can I be sure you won't hurt me?
Man: Can't you see, I have no arms, can't even hurt a fly...
Woman: How can I be sure you're great in bed?
Man: How do you think I was able to ring the f*cking doorbell???