70.00 paint, crabs in trees, and corn dogs made w/ real dogs.
What can I say?? Your'e right. I am jealous.
Getting everything backwards, and just plain stuffed up is the American way. BUT It depends on how you define the word, and not what every other person on the planet perceives it to be. (paraphrasing or beloved Bill Clinton)
Soooo call me "jealous, and I'll kindly ask you to pass the mustard.