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Re: New to forum
« Reply #15 on: July 11, 2014, 10:16:09 PM »
Cleavage is almost a must.

We'll wait till your done...
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« Reply #16 on: July 12, 2014, 01:23:32 PM »
Guess I should dig though my storage boxes, and try to find my old kilt for my next ride.
Probably get some awesome ventilation on the hot summer rides!  ;D
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« Reply #17 on: July 12, 2014, 05:02:49 PM »
Someone here pointed out how nice a little wind in the vagina can be. Trust me... They were right.

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« Reply #18 on: July 12, 2014, 05:57:09 PM »
Sorry I couldn't come out and play earlier guys......crazy day at work (currently run a very busy Veterans Cemetery)  Even retirement has it's responsibilities.  Is that really true about you Kilt guys?  Make sure your kick stand is up before you ride.  That Vagina story explains a lot...The other day my wife need something from the local farmers market about 2 minutes away.  She decided to take her Vespa while wearing a sundress. (against my better judgment) She came home about an hour later....all smiles.  Go figure.  Finally.....I agree with the cleavage thing as long as it's frontal cleavage and that there is some separation between body hair and facial hair.  Had a bling date once.........I could still use some therapy!   
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« Reply #19 on: July 12, 2014, 07:49:38 PM »
Therapy is also just about a must. That's why I'm here. It was either you guys or 100 trillion hours of community service.
Life is too short so I chose you guys.

by the way... Sun dresses always make me smile. Those and cut offs w/ a white wife beater "T" shirt.
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« Reply #20 on: July 12, 2014, 10:34:56 PM »
If I can find some old cutoff's.....I will send you a selfie
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Re: New to forum
« Reply #21 on: July 13, 2014, 01:57:58 AM »
Welcome to the forum. Hope you enjoy your new scooter. :)
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« Reply #22 on: July 13, 2014, 02:16:09 PM »
Thanks Stanley......I am
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« Reply #23 on: July 13, 2014, 06:56:58 PM »
If I can find some old cutoff's.....I will send you a selfie

Ummmm I'm good Bro! It's the thought that counts.
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