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Triesandluth

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This is what we all need!
« on: June 30, 2015, 08:49:07 PM »
Found this browsing through another forum. Y'all might find this interesting...

http://www.planetash.net/gos/powerbands.html

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Re: This is what we all need!
« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2015, 10:44:20 PM »
I dont know about the rest of you but my S9 came stock with powerbands. I had to pass a background check and detailed physical exam to ensure my balls were the correct alloy of steel and titanium and my blood type was pure testosterone and I smelled like sex.  I ended up removing the powebands and donating them to an old woman on a mobility scooter on because she was a beast at 92 years young.  Ive never seen her since.
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« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2015, 10:49:15 PM »
No you haven't! Thanks for the power bands.

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« Reply #3 on: June 30, 2015, 11:00:21 PM »
I knew there was something fishy about her, even with her legs closed.  Electric scooters dont use muffler bearings! How could I have been so blind!?  What can I say; Im a sucker for a woman in a diaper  :-[
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« Reply #4 on: July 01, 2015, 03:05:16 AM »
I'll save them for you bro.

All joking aside... I dated a gal last year that was my age (56), and it was like dating my grandmother. How do you tell that to a girl that likes you?

I just told her to F off so I wouldn't have to eat her brain. That worked
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« Reply #5 on: July 01, 2015, 03:12:22 AM »
Lol, that's usually the easiest. Until they come back and apologize for everything that they did not do, and if you're a softy like me, take them back. Well, the offer of oral pleasures didn't slow down the take back process.
Plus, mine is a calendar model from the local radio station. Hot as the sun, twice as crazy...
Actually, it was her love of my scooter and riding it with me that really sealed the deal. I think there's serious problems with this one...

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« Reply #6 on: July 02, 2015, 12:41:07 AM »
Run Forest Run!

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« Reply #7 on: July 02, 2015, 12:52:28 AM »
Ba ha ha ha!

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