Note to Walmart...

[Stig / Major Tom]

and Fred Meijers:
Putting a hole in something does not make it a donut!
PayPaling you both. Here's  $2. Take a bus to Tim Hortons or Dunkin D's to see how it should be done.
I would gladly have paid $2 not to have eaten one of your pitiful excuses.
"Let's make donuts great again!"

Stig

[CROSSBOLT]

Say it ain't so, puleeze! You actually bought a "donut" from Walmart?

[Tromper]

Probably made in China from recycled soda bottles that were ground up and mixed with mud from the Yangtze for color.

Say it ain't so, puleeze! You actually bought a "donut" from Walmart?

[Stig / Major Tom]

I was out with my daughter back-to-school shopping, including Walmart and Meijers.
I knew Walmart donuts were horrible - but figured Meijer's had to be better.
Worse.
My daughter told me to calm down - and, "maybe just return them?" "And don't go all Joe Cocker on them, yes?"

Returned them for full refund.....and hardly made a face.....



Stig