Dan, I can identify with the hearing aid part. My wife, Pat is always on my case to get one. I tell her, I already have to many props holding me up. I hear all I need to hear and some times too much.. Also the part about the SW. If I could have only one bike, it would be a SW., but for now the Kymco DT and the old Shadow will have to do. As for the horse, er, ah,, I don't ride nuttin what don't have a kill switch.