Daughter and I were going through the Walmart check out...
Young cashier fellow, seeing our 3 packs of pottie pads (for our pup) asked my daughter what kind of dog we had.
Feeling sporty - I said, "We don't have a dog."
Looking at all the pottie pads, he said, "No dogs?"
"Nope. I run a Free Range Day Care Center.".....
Daughter threatened to stop going out in public with me.
Stig