As for cutting the median, yes I knew it was illegal, and if given a ticket, I would have deserved it and paid it. But, June in Central Fla, (95 degrees) stuck for probably at least 45 minutes in the middle of I-75 on a Gold Wing, with my wife on back, wearing a full face helmet, riding gear (we dress appropriately for riding) throwing off all kinds of heat, no shade, I made a decision. Either go across the very wide median and risk a ticket, (the median was flat and not a safety issue), very little traffic oncoming, or risk heat exhaustion/stroke. "Sometimes ya gotta do whatcha gotta do."
The trooper did not give either of us a ticket, nor would I if I had been in the patrol car that day.