Baseball? Isn't that a bit like rounders?
(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rounders)
I think I told this here before....
No matter.
I worked for several years at a psychiatric hospital.
One of my jobs was to take patients on group outings every Friday. (I did this week in and week out for 13 yrs)
For a time in our 20's my assistant was a lovely young lady just over from Hull, England.
This week we took the patients to a Cincinnati Reds major league game against the hated LA Dodgers.
During the game I tried to answer all of her questions about baseball. "Strikes, outs, balls, foul-balls, foul-tips, innings, the catcher in armored gear, the man lurking & gesticulating behind the catcher who seemed to have anger issues, etc."
Finally I realized it was a losing battle.
I remember that she commented on the "angry spectators" seated around us...and that our game resembled something called "rounders".
She drove me a couple times in her MGB, expertly. Then she bought a new Chevy Citation which spent most of its life disassembled on the dealer's shop floor - as they repeatedly tried to sort out the balky auto-transmission. Then she bought a GTi Jetta - and lived happily ever after.
The end.
Stig
PS: I think I see why the AARP mag does not have a sports section.
