Yeah it was tongue in cheek. 3 year warranty should cover it!
There's another X-Town 300 owner here in the UK on another group (fb) that I belong to who is now panicking! I said to him that whilst I can't prove it, I suspect the techs who worked on it the first time the CVT went bang, which was fixed under warranty. I have no issues with Kymco UK who were as good as gold, just with the Dealer who worked on it. As another person on there mentioned, possibly all avoidable by the simple addition of a 10p tab washer...