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Five minutes wasted in a D'oh moment
« on: February 24, 2012, 05:23:47 AM »
Went out to bring the Yager in from the street to park it in the garage. Frakking thing wouldn't start! I cranked the engine multiple times...nothing! It would crank and crank, but the engine just wouldn't ignite. Finally, pushed it into the garage, which is on an incline. Thank goodness it wasn't my old Piaggio X9 or I wouldn't have made it up the incline at all. Finally got it in the garage, put it on the center stand, left-locked the steering and yanked the keys out. Went to flick the engine kill switch off and...oops. It was already off. I did one of those loud forehead slapping things where you move your hand down from your forehead to your chin.

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Re: Five minutes wasted in a D'oh moment
« Reply #1 on: February 24, 2012, 06:58:56 AM »
Heh heh heh heh . . .   Can't count the number o times I did that.

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Re: Five minutes wasted in a D'oh moment
« Reply #2 on: February 24, 2012, 08:32:19 AM »
gee, i'm glad i never did that.

well, maybe once or so - ha,ha
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Re: Five minutes wasted in a D'oh moment
« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2012, 04:29:45 PM »
it has happened to me a number of times......very easy to hit the kill switch...if you are in a hurry and grab the handle bars......be glad it does not involve a repair....

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Re: Five minutes wasted in a D'oh moment
« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2012, 11:29:59 PM »
Whats this red button for? Hmmmm! Doesn't seem to be hooked up!
What dear? Ok Ok! I'll be in as soon as I get this damn scooter running!
Mutha %riki'n S@n of a...
Yes dear... Coming... Shoulda bought a Fishing pole instead...
Ok Ok ! I'm putting it on Craigs List now... I'll be there when I'm done...Damn her!

That's how I envisioned it!
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Re: Five minutes wasted in a D'oh moment
« Reply #5 on: February 25, 2012, 02:47:13 AM »
Whats this red button for? Hmmmm! Doesn't seem to be hooked up!
What dear? Ok Ok! I'll be in as soon as I get this damn scooter running!
Mutha %riki'n S@n of a...
Yes dear... Coming... Shoulda bought a Fishing pole instead...
Ok Ok ! I'm putting it on Craigs List now... I'll be there when I'm done...Damn her!

That's how I envisioned it!
    LOL lets put are wifes on craigs list.

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Re: Five minutes wasted in a D'oh moment
« Reply #6 on: February 25, 2012, 03:15:36 AM »
    LOL lets put are wifes on craigs list.

They wont allow it on Craigs list anymore. Not whole in parted out... I checked.
   @ seconds of this link will offend some. Sooo If you are prone to getting "The Vapors" please well ...you know

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Re: Five minutes wasted in a D'oh moment
« Reply #7 on: February 25, 2012, 03:17:06 AM »
That was supposed to say "Not whole OR ...parted out"
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Re: Five minutes wasted in a D'oh moment
« Reply #8 on: February 26, 2012, 06:17:13 AM »
Man, I was kinda sad to hear that all of that kid's videos were staged. Took the fun out of it. Apparently they were all his idea. You have to admit the kid, and his brother, have talent.

Anyway, yeah I've forgot to turn that safety switch on a million times. The mechanic at the dealer even told me when I bought it to check that any time it wouldn't start. At the time I thought "I know that".
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Re: Five minutes wasted in a D'oh moment
« Reply #9 on: February 26, 2012, 04:07:24 PM »
With me it is the kickstand.

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