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Re: No Dad. DO NOT DIG near the tree in back...
« Reply #30 on: August 12, 2012, 09:05:35 PM »
LMAO......and this too  :D :D :D :D

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Re: No Dad. DO NOT DIG near the tree in back...
« Reply #31 on: August 12, 2012, 09:10:53 PM »
That's the Old Apollo Theater. People had a sense of humor even back then!
Yo Mr. left foot! How's it hangin' buddy?
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Re: No Dad. DO NOT DIG near the tree in back...
« Reply #32 on: August 12, 2012, 09:17:56 PM »
Wonder if thats where James Brown got his inspiration for this song?



I used to fu©king love James Brown, what a dude!  8)
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Re: No Dad. DO NOT DIG near the tree in back...
« Reply #33 on: August 12, 2012, 09:20:25 PM »
He was definitely one of a kind! I could never have survived his life... Him either...
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Re: No Dad. DO NOT DIG near the tree in back...
« Reply #34 on: August 13, 2012, 01:35:17 AM »
Quote from: wordslinger on August 11, 2012, 01:54:25 AM
What does a fat woman and a scooter have in common?



They are both fun to ride till a friend sees you...




I've heard this joke so many times and I have to disagree.

I've been with fat girls and I've rode scooters  :-[. I'd much rather ride a scooter and have everyone I know see me than have sex with a fat girl and nobody see it.
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Re: No Dad. DO NOT DIG near the tree in back...
« Reply #35 on: August 13, 2012, 01:47:20 AM »
A woman posted an ad in the papers : WANTED: Man, not more than 30 years old who won't leave me, won't hurt me and must be great in bed.

After a day, she heard the door bell ring and when she opened the door she found a man on a wheelchair with no arms and legs.

Man: I'm here for the ads.
Woman: How can I be sure you won't leave me?
Man: Can't you see, I have no legs
Woman: How can I be sure you won't hurt me?
Man: Can't you see, I have no arms, can't even hurt a fly...
Woman: How can I be sure you're great in bed?
Man: How do you think I was able to ring the f*cking doorbell???
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