LIKE rider beamed up by Republicans~!

[Stig / Major Tom]

Photo Proof of LIKE Rider Beamed Up By Republicans~!!

Dear All,

This morning I found this photo in an unmarked envelope on our doorstep.
The Stig, he goes out for his crazy morning ride, but .... he is not here for his breaking of the fast.
I am beside myself with worry.                   See, over here now. Bernice

[cochi]

Geez Stig, hope they didn't do any of those, "medical experiments", where they stick probes up where the sun don't shine. If they did, you may have to re-modify your seat modification!!! cochi  

[Vivo]

Impossible!! no beam can lift a 500 pound man!! 

[cochi]

Wow!!! 500 pounds!!! Stig should be riding a Harley Fat Boy!!! cochi 

[Stig / Major Tom]

Wow!!! 500 pounds!!! Stig should be riding a Harley Fat Boy!!! cochi 

OK, now Vivo, see what you've started.
I am googling your abode address and will forward it to the Republicans.(you said it was in the neighborhood of Guam)
Better keep your helmet waxed....you've only a matter of hours to learn slow speed CounterSteering!
I may change my mind....but first I'm going to re-wax my helmet.
(search 'bacon' and 'CounterSteering Massacre' for details)