Stumbled on that header at Cafe' Racer forum and had a good laugh. Thought it might be kinda fun here just to see what really bugs youse guys.
It won't crank.
A&P mechanics that think they know everything since they went to A&P school.
Bill Gates thinks he is such a big shot he otta get a pass from the Bellevue, WA cops when he is stinking drunk and weaving all over the road.
Bill Gates makes millions by "marketing" products that are not finished.See Windows '95 and beyond.
Scooter/motorcycle dealers that charge for "Dealer set-up" and don't even check the oil level.
Scooter/motorcycle dealers that don't put all the parts on the bike you just bought and then ignore you when you discover it.
Little, bitty, skinny guys near a university/college that have so much head hair they gotta keep it in a filthy knit bag.
Harley riders that trailer their bikes to Daytona.
Lawyers and doctors that think they know how to fly (there are some exceptions) when they are in flight school.
Tires that are not round.
Car mechanics that think if they get the gages on a wheel alignment machine "in the green" they got it "good enough".
MBAs that think they know everything about business.
Marketing people of any kind.
Sniveling, little snots like Jay Carney explaining the latest Presidential insanity.
People that bunch right up to the baggage conveyor so no one can see their bag.
Guys in suits (MBAs) that defer airline maintenance who never are prosecuted when planes crash because of deferred maintenance.
FAA Operations types that think they know everything about flying.
FAA Medical types that think they know anything about medicine.
Air Traffic "Controllers" before the strike.
Conservative talk show hosts that ignore really important issues (Fat Boy Limbaugh at the top of the list).
There. That ought to be good to start!
Karl
