The boxers or briefs question has been answered for at least one male member of this forum.
The boxers or briefs question has been answered for at least one male member of this forum.
Very funny, Momma,
Actually - I have always hated those things ever since I was in the Army. I could deal with everything about being shot at, the heat, the bugs in your ears, the leeches, the REMF's, the Bouncing Betties, the ham & mother-f__kers, the gung ho new LT's, the higher highers sending you out for another looksee, the smell of burning poop, cold showers, the wait-a-minute vines, and razor edged grass, the taste of laterite soil, the misplaced DEROS papers.....but I have a confession to make to you only, Momma, after all these years:
When I got to the SeaTac airport at 1:00AM in my newly issued Stateside uniform, with my discharge papers, a plane ticket to Mass. and $585 of unused leave pay in my pocket....I went straight in to the men's room and stripped off those d__n Army boxers and tossed them into the trash can. This kind of scared a couple of guys standing there washing up at the sinks.....me stripping to the buff and throwing underwear into the trash with a mighty flourish. I flew home a 'free man', in so many ways.
Do not tell the Pentagon - they'll make me pay for the wanton destruction of Gov't property.
Stig
