Come on... You guys make me laugh my ass off all night.
And look at how many bikes get fixed every week. These bikes are so simple that people who never owned a tool in their life can get on the net, and rebuild the whole thing in a few days.
I just muck around cause it is so easy to fix these things I can't possibly take it seriously. The people who panic, and think it's important are the ones I pick out of the heard... Give em something else to focus on, survival. That's important. Not the F'n moped.