At one point in my life I SWORE I couldn't stand to hear another woman gabbing about everything the second I walked in the door. Sooo I deceided to get a deaf/mute girlfriend. Luckily I lived in St. Augustine, and they have the school for the deaf, and blind there. (Ray Charles was asked to leave there as a young fella). Anyway I started 'dating" this girl, and I was thinking how f'n sweet is this. A GREAT looking girl w/ rich parents that don't say a single thing. I struck gold!
Until she came over w/ matching pen/paper sets on necklaces. I thought listening was too hard... Try reading/writing everything.
I moved, and bought 5 Presa Canario's.