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Re: Bluesin' today :(
« Reply #75 on: June 21, 2014, 01:02:05 AM »
Garden spiders that make webs in the power lines

Neoscona crucifera taking out a red wasp...
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« Reply #76 on: June 21, 2014, 01:08:59 AM »
Nooooo man.... These F'ers.

The abdomen is the size of a ping pong ball
 The whole spider is the size of a coffee cup saucer. YOU CAN HEAR THEM!!!


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« Reply #77 on: June 21, 2014, 01:20:27 AM »
http://bugguide.net/node/view/2023

..yyeah, the females do get to be 50mm or so, yet harmless to you and me...Unless you really tryin' to get bit...   :o
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« Reply #78 on: June 21, 2014, 01:28:31 AM »
WHAT!!!!  They line up at my door! The bastards have a Bulldozer!
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« Reply #79 on: June 21, 2014, 01:33:08 AM »
I'm pretty much "Pro Spider", yet a good long-handled stiff broom keeps them out mi casa...

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« Reply #80 on: June 21, 2014, 01:47:41 AM »
.22 shorts just piss these guys off.

I'll mail you a ten pound box of them to play broom games with. I figure that's about 2 spiders LOL
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« Reply #81 on: June 21, 2014, 01:48:44 AM »
..woop-woop!!

..I'll clean my camera lens...   :P
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« Reply #82 on: June 21, 2014, 02:46:47 AM »
Yeah. Please post up the Picts. IF the swelling goes down.

My GOD! Just had another stroke (of genius). If the fast pitch frog baseball doesn't catch on down here (food product, and all) I can start the first ever Orb spider table tennis league! This will be bigger than that football game you play w/ a triangle of paper!
You don't have to call me Sir. We go back toooo far for all that.
Mr. Zombie would be fine.

I guess Season tickets will be on sale in 3-4 minutes. I'll get some TP, and draw a bunch of them.
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« Reply #83 on: June 21, 2014, 02:53:12 AM »
Quote from: zombie on June 21, 2014, 02:46:47 AM
Yeah. Please post up the Picts. IF the swelling goes down.

My GOD! Just had another stroke (of genius). If the fast pitch frog baseball doesn't catch on down here (food product, and all) I can start the first ever Orb spider table tennis league! This will be bigger than that football game you play w/ a triangle of paper!
You don't have to call me Sir. We go back toooo far for all that.
Mr. Zombie would be fine.

I guess Season tickets will be on sale in 3-4 minutes. I'll get some TP, and draw a bunch of them.



And... they can spin their own net... no need to buy !! ;)
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« Reply #84 on: June 21, 2014, 03:29:20 AM »


They could even make the Uniforms. You're Brilliant!

Partner!

I'll start welding up some tiny leg irons, and building a sweat shop out back. We'll force them to work until they drop, and then use them for ping pong balls!

Who's your daddy Now bastard spiders! HA!

I need crayons so I have to go to the gas station. (it's the only store open now)
How many tickets should I draw?
I know you all want in on this.
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« Reply #85 on: June 21, 2014, 04:36:47 AM »
Quote from: zombie on June 21, 2014, 03:29:20 AM

They could even make the Uniforms. You're Brilliant!

Partner!

I'll start welding up some tiny leg irons, and building a sweat shop out back. We'll force them to work until they drop, and then use them for ping pong balls!

Who's your daddy Now bastard spiders! HA!

I need crayons so I have to go to the gas station. (it's the only store open now)
How many tickets should I draw?
I know you all want in on this.




And you know those uniforms would last forever...stronger than silk!

Sweat shop sounds like a good idea . I can get blackflies ( unlimited amounts here ) to feed them at no cost . Have to let a few breed to keep the workforce going ... others CAN be used for ping pong balls. Maybe we can start an International league and trade workers ?

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« Reply #86 on: June 21, 2014, 04:32:06 PM »
I'm laughing too hard...

The only problem I see w/ breeding them is everyone will complain when they take over all the other sports.
Oh hell no. I didn't just go there...
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« Reply #87 on: June 22, 2014, 12:18:58 AM »
Quote from: zombie on June 21, 2014, 04:32:06 PM
I'm laughing too hard...

The only problem I see w/ breeding them is everyone will complain when they take over all the other sports.
Oh hell no. I didn't just go there...
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Oh, YES...you did !!  ;D :o :o

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« Reply #88 on: June 22, 2014, 06:51:44 AM »


Someone may have beaten us to the draw... Damn that Axy!
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« Reply #89 on: June 22, 2014, 08:58:18 AM »
Quote from: zombie on June 22, 2014, 06:51:44 AM


Someone may have beaten us to the draw... Damn that Axy!

We'll have to modify things just enough to defeat him !

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