Sorry I couldn't come out and play earlier guys......crazy day at work (currently run a very busy Veterans Cemetery) Even retirement has it's responsibilities. Is that really true about you Kilt guys? Make sure your kick stand is up before you ride. That Vagina story explains a lot...The other day my wife need something from the local farmers market about 2 minutes away. She decided to take her Vespa while wearing a sundress. (against my better judgment) She came home about an hour later....all smiles. Go figure. Finally.....I agree with the cleavage thing as long as it's frontal cleavage and that there is some separation between body hair and facial hair. Had a bling date once.........I could still use some therapy!