Welcome to the nut house Sarge! You'll definitely be entertained here. And in between all the joking around and friendly ribbing, you"ll probably learn some handy tips!
2 most important tips I've learned here-
1. Post about any issues you run into. Someone here will most likely know a solution to just about any scooter problem.
2. When you find the solution to an issue, post it to the group. You might just help the next guy with the same problem.
And feel free to share scoot pics. Deep down, most of us are a bunch of overgrown 10 year olds, who like to look at shiny things!