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« on: September 10, 2014, 01:34:53 PM »
Hi Guys, Finally found some time.
I've been thru the financial wringer in the past month. Bought a dual zoned property here in town w/ HIGH hopes of opening a boat storage/repair center, and a bike/small engine shop.
After closing/clearing the property the town notified me the property was no longer dual zoned (dwelling/commercial).
This should have been disclosed at or before closing but... We're working on re-couping the money, and reversing the deal.

Plan B:
I installed a carport for shade in the back yard of my house when I first moved in. That carport has now been closed in, and slabs poured making that my shop.
I let the storage buildings I was using go, and consolidated everything to the house. You never realize how much crap you have till you have to move it.
This is where it all gets interesting. I've mentioned my buddy before, the fella that works overseas in a job that doesn't exist. Security Specialist is the title he prefers.
Anyway this guy has been a wind surfer since the beginning of the sport, and has always had some wild ideas for board designs, and continued evolution of the sport.
we got to talking/sketching some ideas, and it hit us both like a bolt of lightning.
Dual sport boards. I'm talking about a completely new genre in water sports. Tri-hull sail board designs that quickly convert to hydro-foil sit down sail boats.
Sort of a combination of a sail board, and a Moth.

 



I've been building boats my entire life, and have a few tricks under my belt. I am talking about a watercraft powered by sail that will break world speed records in several classes using the same board/boat.
The most important aspect of the entire idea is related to the "Golden Ratio".
 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_ratio
Basically a mathematical formula for creating beauty/function. almost everything in nature is able to be reverse engineered into numbers that equal the numbers in this ratio.

The all new designs don't stop w/ the boat. I have sail designs that double the amount of energy in the same footprint, automatic anti pearling systems built into the board, hand controls for rudder/mast brake on the boom ect... .
Along w/ the boat itself there is a solid business plan to introduce the design. It involves one of the best know surfers on the planet, and the single largest resort chain.
We have begun setting up the LLC/business plan/web site, and ad campaign.
The company name is RayMaran Tri Foil Technologies. The web site is under construction, and that is raymaran.com  The name is a combo of manta Ray, and tri Maran.

I can't go into details of board design until we acquire Copy rights, and perhaps patents but I can say there are at least a dozen models in the first 3 years of production, and they are all designed using the Golden Ratio as a basis.
The kicker is at the end of the second years production the whole she-bang is moving to Brazil.    Floranopolis to be precise. I have been talking to a Brazillion-aire who is interested in my fuel column, and started researching the cost of doing business there. Guess what? It's a no brainer (perfect for zombies)  Hopefully I can kill two birds w/ one stone
You all know how I feel about the superstructure of America so I won't go into the reasons for taking a multi million dollar industry out of this country. Bottom line is I don't like paying for other people to have kids that grow up having kids for other people to pay for.
 Life is changing, priorities are changing..
Just thought I would fill you all in.

On another note... I found a 1969 Triumph 650 engine, and a hand built hard tail rolling chassis.
I traded the owner for a chopped up Rat Scooter I built from a 2004 Tao Tao.
Sooo at the moment I am preparing my shop for building a prototype of the sail board/boat, and setting up a bike table to build the '69 hard tail.
If all goes as I hope I will have a prototype board built by December 30, and will be taking my dog, and pony show on the road by April 2015 to promote the design. Passport in hand, materials in the shop and Triumph parts ordered. Life is never boring.

Sorry for the long wind. Just thought I'd fill you all in.

Hope everyone is doing well, and life is treating you all fair. Love you guys... Z

« Last Edit: September 10, 2014, 01:39:44 PM by zombie »
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Re: Zombie sighting...
« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2014, 01:41:38 PM »
Welcome back , Stranger !!

Hope your idea(s) work out ... they sound GREAT !!

Not disclosing things prior to closing sucks ! We found out , after being in our house for a few months , that it had sustained damage from an electrical fire that was not disclosed to us... started replacing old wiring with Romax immediately after that .

Your wit and wisdom have been missed, Bro !! ;D
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« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2014, 02:05:55 PM »
Hi Sis!

It's been a CRAZY ride here in the last 2 months You remember my dog fight... Broken wrist + lots of holes. Well 5 weeks later I tore off the end of my left Pinkie. Caught it in a trailer hitch, and couldn't hold the weight cause of the wrist. 37 stitches to re-connect it. Cool huh?
Well 2 weeks after that I stepped into an open fuel fill hole in the ground, and broke the 4th top bone in my right foot. Yeah there was some drinking involved, and a brief fight shortly after I got up. I didn't appreciate the cover being left off the fuel fill, and let it be known .

Sooo I have had as much down time as I have had up time.
 I actually had my house sold in order to build the new facilities (boat storage/repair), and had to back out. Thank God the city informed me of the loss of zoning on the new property...
 
I have to say I missed you. Glad to see (read) you
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« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2014, 03:08:14 PM »
Welcome back!
The new business venture sounds cool as Hell! Hope it all takes off and does well!

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« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2014, 03:33:46 PM »
Thanks DM. I appreciate that.

I'm completely stoked for this. It's actually a five partner deal (on the boat/board).
My daughter, Johnie, His son, myself, and I'm not allowed to reveal the surfer involved. He has a 5% interest.

The resort chain has exclusive rental for year one, and exclusive sales for year two but no company interest.
On paper the whole deal is a winner. Computer models show the designs are winners.
Now if I could just find my kitchen... I'm hungry.
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« Reply #5 on: September 10, 2014, 04:13:14 PM »
Good luck!

I love to sail and had a Dover Dory, 14 ft sail boat and I had a lot of fun in it.

Sailing is the ultimate relaxation but can be hyper and exciting like in your video's.

The last place I had my sailboat and powerboat was in the Ventura Isles Marina, in Ventura, CA.

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« Reply #6 on: September 10, 2014, 07:23:03 PM »
All the success in the world to you my friend. Then someday we can say, "I knew him when he was just a zombie."
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« Reply #7 on: September 10, 2014, 07:45:54 PM »
I'll always be a zombie Kreps. The magic cure is only in the movies.
We'll all find out in December if the boat is a winner. From there I'll start building the guest houses, and collecting addresses to send plane tickets to. Of course it's a BYOB deal. All I keep in the fridge is Formaldehyde.

Waz up Porkie!!
I never really enjoyed sailing myself. In most cases you can walk where ever you are going faster than a sail boat can get you there.
However I have worked on some of the fastest hulls on the water, and had the chance to meet some of the pioneers in hull design thru my career, and realized what has been missing from sailboat design... Fast hulls.
Traditional sailboats are designed exactly like rocks. hollow out a rock, add a sail, and you have a Hunter or Larson, or Southern Cross. Put a sail on a record setting tri hull hydroplane, and you have either the slowest hydro ever or the fastest sailboat ever.
This whole deal reminds me of that Newton guy, and his apple. Everybody thought the Earth was still but it took Newton to realize the Earth is constantly moving up, and the apple stays still.

Can you imagine me explaining all this to the CEO's of some of the most powerful companies?
That's why I have partners... I just build things, and stir the sh** pot from time to time.
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« Reply #8 on: September 10, 2014, 07:52:36 PM »
Glad to see you survived!

Not banging you over the head but next time ask those all important questions of a disinterested person (the town) before hand. Never ever trust someone that stands to make money off of you.

Good luck getting a full refund reversal of funds, you may have to threaten to sue the realtor to light a fire under them. Full disclosure is part of the law.
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« Reply #9 on: September 10, 2014, 07:54:58 PM »
Zombie, I want to ask you about a small boat design and am wondering if you think it's easy to do.

I'll send you a PM in a day or so.
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« Reply #10 on: September 10, 2014, 08:25:08 PM »
That's sort of the problem. My Realtor is also a City Commissioner.

The only thing I stand to lose is the money spent clearing several old plywood/ tin sheds, and several large dead pine trees.
 The people that bought the property bought it 2 years ago at a bank auction. When they purchased it the property had dual zoning. Shortly after the city re-zoned that whole stretch of 98 to business/light industrial only. No residential. It had something to do w/ beautification grants the state gave Carrabelle.
I will be getting back all the closing costs + contract fees in the next 30 days (24 actually) but I am fighting w/ the lawyer for the seller for the improvement costs.
What this came down to is a conflict of interest, and it weighs squarely on the City.

The whole deal reminds me of the bilge over at The Hull Truth... A bunch of Jack wads spewing words that have no particular meaning. They just sound good when put in a certain order.

Could you believe that thread?? What a bunch of sh**! A gazillion views, and hundreds of replies with just a dozen (or less) positive posts.
I haven't given up on that battle either. I have several dozen friends right here that all have the same out look.
Bottom line is Brazil. Yes they do have the same super structure as us but theirs is based on the reality of their economy. With massive exportation of oil, and sugar they have become the 6th leading exporter on the planet. They don't need or use oil, and sugar is renewable. Their national debt has been falling since 2009. I can't think of a better place to run a company from.

Here's something I just found on YT...



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« Reply #11 on: September 11, 2014, 02:10:16 AM »
Good luck with the new venture Z......better start polishing up on your Portuguese! 8)

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« Reply #12 on: September 11, 2014, 03:12:59 AM »
Zombie,

Unfortunately you went all in (like you usually do) and being a new member over on THT members thought you were a troll or older member that had been banned and started a new account.

Like all forums people need to get a feel for who they are dealing with before they are comfortable. Best of luck there on THT, let me know when you post there and I'll check in on the bilge as I don't go there often.

About Brazil, I've been there and it's a beautiful country but dirt poor and also very rich. If you ever went and found yourself in the wrong spot you can turn up in trouble quick. That said the food there is beyond great IMO, the beaches also great, some of the people are warm and friendly, but keep in mind the poverty if you go, it can be scary.
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« Reply #13 on: September 11, 2014, 03:32:53 PM »
Hi Sis!

It's been a CRAZY ride here in the last 2 months You remember my dog fight... Broken wrist + lots of holes. Well 5 weeks later I tore off the end of my left Pinkie. Caught it in a trailer hitch, and couldn't hold the weight cause of the wrist. 37 stitches to re-connect it. Cool huh?
Well 2 weeks after that I stepped into an open fuel fill hole in the ground, and broke the 4th top bone in my right foot. Yeah there was some drinking involved, and a brief fight shortly after I got up. I didn't appreciate the cover being left off the fuel fill, and let it be known .

Sooo I have had as much down time as I have had up time.
 I actually had my house sold in order to build the new facilities (boat storage/repair), and had to back out. Thank God the city informed me of the loss of zoning on the new property...
 
I have to say I missed you. Glad to see (read) you


WTH, Zombie ?? There are more efficient ways to do yourself in, if that's what you are attempting  ???


If you want more scars/stitches I'd love to try my hand at Neurosurgery   ;)

Glad you found out about the Zoning issues... did you keep the house after being informed ?


Take care of yourself and stay out of those holes,etc.  .

Good to have you back !
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« Reply #14 on: September 11, 2014, 09:22:29 PM »
I'm always amazed at what people come up with. I wish I had that kind of vision. Best wishes to you zombie on your new venture.

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