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« Reply #15 on: September 11, 2014, 10:44:34 PM »
I'm not into boats much and am ignorant about them, good luck in your endeavor my friend. You sound like you have a dream and are fulfilling it..........God Speed!

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« Reply #16 on: September 12, 2014, 10:23:07 PM »
Good luck with the new venture Z......better start polishing up on your Portuguese! 8)

I have that well in hand. I started a thread on a Brazilian water sports forum, and informed them they all need to l;earn English.
I'm not tasking any sh** on this either... Learn English or move.

Na... You're 100% correct. I cracked Rosetta Stone a few nights ago, and my daughter, and I are emailing in PorkChop till we get the hang of it.
Por que todos os langueages estrangeiros tais f'd-se palavras?
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« Reply #17 on: September 12, 2014, 11:19:25 PM »
qoute from 008:

About Brazil, I've been there and it's a beautiful country but dirt poor and also very rich. If you ever went and found yourself in the wrong spot you can turn up in trouble quick. That said the food there is beyond great IMO, the beaches also great, some of the people are warm and friendly, but keep in mind the poverty if you go, it can be scary.

Here's the thing about that...
My bud Johnie has been pretty much everywhere, and Brazil is pretty much the capitol of the world for his type of people (security specialists), and he has been maintaining a house there (Floranopilas) for 15 years. He knows the lay of the land, and has friends in all the right places there.
HIS end goal was to do 6-7 m,ore 3 month contracts, and retire there. He's 43, and getting to the point of actually worrying about being able to finish these "contracts".
Of course we were LOADED when this whole boat idea came up but for whatever reason we both kept thinking about this (privately), and when the subject came up again he had a solid game plan, and I had a few Blender renderings of the board design, and a sh** load of info on similar sport designed boards/boats.
What it came down to is a gelling of his/my ideas, and the research took off full speed.
Just to give a base line concept... Those Moth boats in the vid sell for approx 20-35 thousand each. There are 45 thousand of them in the US alone.
The cost to build one is under 4 grand...
The sailboards everyone uses are about 4-5 grand each. The cost to build them is about 7-8 hundred each.

I'm planning on hitting the middle of those markets w/ an all new design combining the best of both, as well as a few things that have never been done before. These should sell between 15-20k each.
THEN the high end Carbon Fiber designs (up to 24 foot) will be in the 50-60k range.

The only hurdle was getting a promotion/ad campaign going.
My daughter fixed that with some very real interest from a friend of hers (the 5% partner).
With this persons interest, Johnie's connections, and my designs we have a solid plan of 450 boards in the next 2 years. Fifty the first year are going to some of the top water sportsman in the world, and 400 are going to a resort chain.
Then Brazil... we open a 20-25 employee facility, and set up shop. We build everything in house. Sails, deck rubber,masts,booms,boards, foils, everything.

Remember the American Chopper guys? Remember the first episode?

I'm seeing the same thing here... Building boards for the biggest companies in the world.
Imagine Petrone or Bacardi having one of the fastest, and newest design water sports boards, and the largest resort chain setting up an ad campaign to promote them both. What could you charge them for such a board? Name your number...

without going too far, part of the initial prospectus for the resort is 54,000,000.00 income on rentals based on a ten hour day in ONE year. (10 boards x 40 locations). It's, as I said a no brain-er.

This whole deal should launch around April 2015. The first 50 will be underground, and as quite as possible due to fine tuning, and user input for design improvements but after these 50 are tuned it is off to the races. The income from the initial 50 is enough to begin building the US facilities (small warehouse 5-7 employees) for building the resorts 400, and I plan April 2016 will launch the entire line, and the resorts take delivery of their boards Dec 2016.

Back on the topic (Brazil) It beats the crap out of Viet-Nam! That was the first option for facilities. I appreciate the insights, and that is the only reason I posted all this. (already taking crap for it). Thanks 008!
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« Reply #18 on: September 12, 2014, 11:26:14 PM »
Zombie, I want to ask you about a small boat design and am wondering if you think it's easy to do.

I'll send you a PM in a day or so.

Easy as pie if you follow a proven design. I answered the email, and think you have a very do-able idea. I'll help in any way I can.
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« Reply #19 on: September 12, 2014, 11:45:20 PM »

WTH, Zombie ?? There are more efficient ways to do yourself in, if that's what you are attempting  ???


If you want more scars/stitches I'd love to try my hand at Neurosurgery   ;)

Glad you found out about the Zoning issues... did you keep the house after being informed ?


Take care of yourself and stay out of those holes,etc.  .

Good to have you back !

I'm on a roll here. Now that I found out girls like guys they can nurse back to health I am making up for lost time. Simple formula.

The property is an acre, and a half. It has a newish double wide on it that was always occupied, and several home built sheds. What I did not know was the reason it was fore closed, and auctioned was
 the owner was planning on building a small house, and removing the trailer. They were informed of the zoning change to commercial, and decided to let it go, and build their place elsewhere.
I listed my house, and sent an offer to the new owner who accepted. Closed on the property w/ EVERYTHING I had in the bank, and was going to re-coup w/ the sale on my place.
While I was removing the sheds, a city zoning officer asked what I was going to do w/ the double wide, and I said "live in it". "NOPE yer not" were the next words I heard...
The whole thing went south. I called my Realtor, and the lawyer for the seller, and found some paperwork from the title company was never completed, The disclosure.
The deal was dissolved, and I returned the contract money on my house. Soooo I'm back home, and waiting for a rather large check.

That's what sparked the whole new boat idea. Frustration.

I might take you up on the brain surgery... Can we do this thru the forum? Sort of you tell me where to change things, how to stop massive hemorrhaging, and I just follow the directions?
I hope so... At the very least I may get another new nurse out of it.
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« Reply #20 on: September 12, 2014, 11:48:45 PM »
I'm always amazed at what people come up with. I wish I had that kind of vision. Best wishes to you zombie on your new venture.

Thanks Trout. I love ya!

Just think like Newton... The apple is stationary, and the earth moves up~
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« Reply #21 on: September 14, 2014, 01:54:30 PM »
I might take you up on the brain surgery... Can we do this thru the forum? Sort of you tell me where to change things, how to stop massive hemorrhaging, and I just follow the directions?
I hope so... At the very least I may get another new nurse out of it.


 I believe we can ,in fact , do it through the Forum. I will provide written directions accompanied by Monty Python Gumby surgery videos...you will need to have a mirror, dull knives,pliers,etc. 


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« Reply #22 on: September 14, 2014, 09:49:00 PM »
I have an ice cream scoop that is missing the hoop thingy, A fork that is bent like a dope spoon, and a box of nails that rusted into one giant useless nail.
Could I use these? I'd hate to waste the good silverware on something as trivial as my own surgery.

For the mirror I'll just use the reflection on the tv screen.
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« Reply #23 on: September 15, 2014, 01:10:26 PM »
I have an ice cream scoop that is missing the hoop thingy, A fork that is bent like a dope spoon, and a box of nails that rusted into one giant useless nail.
Could I use these? I'd hate to waste the good silverware on something as trivial as my own surgery.

For the mirror I'll just use the reflection on the tv screen.

Yes...those would be ideal. The most important thing is the Handkerchief, though .

Hmmmmm...MY brain hurts, too ??
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« Reply #24 on: September 15, 2014, 04:35:28 PM »
I'm not even going there.
I used the clump of nails as a stand in brain, and sent mine to Jersey for powder coating. Looking good is 1/2 the battle.

On a lighter note...
I've been talking w/ my partners in crime (so to speak) about Brazil. Granted my bud has connections there but I have connections in the Bronx, and I really don't enjoy living there.

I've been researching alternatives, and you all are sort of my spring board for ideas.
There are several countries on the latitude I prefer that have no corporate tax. Zero! Problem is the cost of living, and visas for x-pats make them less than desirable for start up companies.

Malaysia, Singapore, Taiwan, and the Philippines all have GREAT incentives for start ups, and decent corporate tax schedules. Plus an almost unlimited work force.
New Zealand is rated as the #1 country for start ups by Forbes, and it is far less of a "culture shock" living there.
I guess what I am getting at is Brazil has gone down on MY list to a position just above Pakistan, and New Jersey. So far location is the only bump in this road.

On a progress note... I finished the business plan last night (4:00 am, minus plant location), and have that ready to be reviewed before copy right. 37 pages of info. (that's why I jumped ahead and started the surgery myself) Fun... Fun... Fun.
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« Reply #25 on: September 17, 2014, 12:32:02 PM »
Can't advise you on startup Country,but- Great Job on the Surgery !! ( Like the powder coating idea  ;)  ) .
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« Reply #26 on: September 17, 2014, 05:58:38 PM »
With all the open wounds, and holes in my head I figure the powder coating will at least slow down oxidation. I'll let ya know.

North Island New Zealand is taking a fast lead. What an unbelievably beautiful country. It's also known as the adventure sports capitol of the world.
I'm thinking we found a new home.



My main partner is leaning toward Viet Nam because of the buying power of the dollar (22,000.00 to 1.00) but there is no such thing as water sports there. Manufacturing would be PERFECT there but not living or researching our products.
I'm thinking perhaps down the road at some point but not as a jump off point.
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« Reply #27 on: September 17, 2014, 06:13:10 PM »
With all the open wounds, and holes in my head I figure the powder coating will at least slow down oxidation. I'll let ya know.

North Island New Zealand is taking a fast lead. What an unbelievably beautiful country. It's also known as the adventure sports capitol of the world.
I'm thinking we found a new home.



My main partner is leaning toward Viet Nam because of the buying power of the dollar (22,000.00 to 1.00) but there is no such thing as water sports there. Manufacturing would be PERFECT there but not living or researching our products.
I'm thinking perhaps down the road at some point but not as a jump off point.

Yeah....I could deal with New Zealand ( just for Trout Fishing , if nothing else ) .  Not sure about Homeland of Sweden , but... I could live there , too .
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« Reply #28 on: September 17, 2014, 07:44:54 PM »
With all the open wounds, and holes in my head I figure the powder coating will at least slow down oxidation. I'll let ya know.

North Island New Zealand is taking a fast lead. What an unbelievably beautiful country. It's also known as the adventure sports capitol of the world.
I'm thinking we found a new home.



My main partner is leaning toward Viet Nam because of the buying power of the dollar (22,000.00 to 1.00) but there is no such thing as water sports there. Manufacturing would be PERFECT there but not living or researching our products.
I'm thinking perhaps down the road at some point but not as a jump off point.

Keep in mind that NZ falls under British rule, England is part of the US problem, watch out.
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« Reply #29 on: September 17, 2014, 11:35:26 PM »
I am taking that into consideration. I have several dozen friends (thru Modern Distiller forum) that live there, and from the general consensus they believe their Govt. is rather neutral in global politics. Mainly due to the fact they are literally at the end of the world, and have no other resources than brilliant weather, and a relaxed life style.

I have included my opinions on the "New world Order", and listed this as my MAIN reason for wanting to take the show on the road.
I am also investigating subsidiary companies, and how they can be established without upsetting my "host" government. A main part of operating a business as an ex-pat in NZ is investing in their economy. They do have minimum guidelines that have to be met for visa purposes, and eventually naturalization. I'm finding incorporating in a 0% corporate tax country or having at least one company officer in such a country to be part of the solution of keeping our assets intact (just in case).
As you pointed out, and as most will realize, Gold will be an asset till the end. There are no rules (so far) as to what you can invest your assets in.
This is all to complex for what I know right now, but I am learning. The help, and advice from everyone is more appreciated that any of you can imagine.

I am finding global politics to be quite complicated (DUH!), and most of the rules are buried sooooo damn deep it is difficult for a regular joe to get into the game. Thank God for the Internet tho.
You can probably tell from the times of my posts, I have been on this computer close to 20 hours a day, and I see no quick solution. It's a matter of plugging away, taking notes, and dotting all the i's.

As soon as I am done here I am off to the Fl.gov web site to incorporate the LLC, and secure the company name. I have also registered w/ the Better Business Bureau here to take classes.
They have a sort of mentor program where you can learn from retired business fellas some of the things you need to know. I know NW Florida may not have all of the best of the best but I may at least learn where I need to look for answers.
I want to keep this 100% legit, and above boards. I can see a multi million if not billion dollar industry spawning from my concepts. I prefer humble but I have ideas that are nothing like anything else that has been done. I'm sort of a visionary when it comes to mechanical sh**, but I have never paid attention in school so I did handicap myself. Now at 55yo I am looking to start a whole new game.
Combining what I know with what I now want to learn should provide me with what I want. A way to make my daughter wealthy, and a legacy as the innovator of a whole new generation of water sports.

This up coming year will tell. You all will either see me wipe-out at the bottom of this wave or you will be receiving plane tickets to anywhere you would like to go (after I pay off your mortgages).

Lots of random sh** in this post but I think you get the jist.
Love ya all

Ps Sweden is just tooooo f***ing cold. I can visit South Island NZ for that. Maybe 5-6hrs by helicopter taking the back roads...
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