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The bloody Penguin
« on: December 12, 2014, 02:16:53 PM »
http://www.bloody-penguin.com/

Takes a minute to get down the swing, but if you need to get rid of some stress, go for the fences.

And before the PETA people bang me, it's just a comic thing that's fun, don't take life too seriously, I don't run over cats or eat dogs.
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Re: The bloody Penguin
« Reply #1 on: December 12, 2014, 06:36:49 PM »
can't stop killing penguins... 564-1
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Re: The bloody Penguin
« Reply #2 on: December 12, 2014, 06:52:39 PM »
I like that one !
It shouldbe "on the Telly" though ;)
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« Reply #3 on: December 12, 2014, 10:45:26 PM »
5 exploding rocks in a row... 919 1. I am KING ZOMBIE!!!
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Re: The bloody Penguin
« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2014, 01:50:44 PM »
First try 837.5  8)
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« Reply #5 on: December 13, 2014, 02:03:19 PM »
you suck!
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Re: The bloody Penguin
« Reply #6 on: December 13, 2014, 02:28:00 PM »
Does this makeit better ? Merry Christmas, Z-Man !


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Re: The bloody Penguin
« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2014, 11:26:16 PM »
Love ya again Sis.

Twinkles has started spraying on the furniture so I was a tad cranky yesterday...
Now that I sawed off his front legs he fits in the house. I guess it's really my fault.

8 dogs, 5 cats, and an elk. Somethings gotta give.
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Re: The bloody Penguin
« Reply #8 on: December 14, 2014, 01:33:09 PM »
Quote from: zombie on December 13, 2014, 11:26:16 PM
Love ya again Sis.

Twinkles has started spraying on the furniture so I was a tad cranky yesterday...
Now that I sawed off his front legs he fits in the house. I guess it's really my fault.

8 dogs, 5 cats, and an elk. Somethings gotta give.


There is a miniature  Elephant up foradoption down the road...I gave them your name and shipping address .

I named him George :



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« Reply #9 on: December 14, 2014, 08:24:05 PM »
Great! Now I have to find a playmate for him. I hope he is at least part way house trained.
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Re: The bloody Penguin
« Reply #10 on: December 15, 2014, 01:16:33 PM »
Quote from: zombie on December 14, 2014, 08:24:05 PM
Great! Now I have to find a playmate for him. I hope he is at least part way house trained.

Well...he does drink out of the toilet and seldom poops indoors (it is, however, regular elephant sized ) .

He won't bite and trumpets LOUDLY when strangers approach ( a great watch-ephant ! ) .


Someone said he may have a flying gene that may come out as he matures . I think you could train him to fly over people you don't like and poop on their heads,cars, etc. Might come in handy !   ;)
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« Reply #11 on: December 15, 2014, 03:18:27 PM »
I have 13 other animals, and 5/8's (approx.) of an Elk that all do the exact same thing. The only selling point is the flying crap part.

That's not really too impressive tho, cause when I throw a cat or a dog at someone they usually crap , AND bite.

Nope... You're gonna have to come up w/ a better gift.
Like a get out of jail free card (in case PETA see's any of this).
 I'll just tell them I found Twinkles all crippled up, and smoking Newports. Yeah... Those dumb asses will buy that.
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Re: The bloody Penguin
« Reply #12 on: December 15, 2014, 03:24:35 PM »
Quote from: zombie on December 15, 2014, 03:18:27 PM
I have 13 other animals, and 5/8's (approx.) of an Elk that all do the exact same thing. The only selling point is the flying crap part.

That's not really too impressive tho, cause when I throw a cat or a dog at someone they usually crap , AND bite.

Nope... You're gonna have to come up w/ a better gift.
Like a get out of jail free card (in case PETA see's any of this).
 I'll just tell them I found Twinkles all crippled up, and smoking Newports. Yeah... Those dumb asses will buy that.

How about a GIANT slingshot for animal flinging ?
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Re: The bloody Penguin
« Reply #13 on: December 15, 2014, 03:35:05 PM »
mmmmm... I'll have to reconoiter on that one for awhile.
If' it's big enough I can load up several "shotgun" rounds, and still have a couple "sniper" shots left.
Hmmmmmmm. :-\
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