1) He takes nice pictures, and shares them w/ us.
2) He has a camera, (and takes nice pictures to share w/ us.)
3) He has two scooters.
4) He rides both of his scooters.
5) He rides his scooters to the Caf shope.
6) He smells like turkey. (or so he says)
7) I don't think he has a job.
I want to work as much as he doesn't.
9) He seems like a genuinely nice guy.
10) Cause I can.
I'm so bloody pissed off... I hate nice people!