Trout,
Here's what I'm wearing now....pretty well vented.
But here is what I wanted to wear...!! Just pretend you're part of the Japanese Everest summit attempt. I love this thing ....sadly not in my size.
Trout, "We ride plastic scooters in public. We have no shame...we are thick skinned dowels in a square holed world."
OK, if that's not working for you.... "We are Europeans visiting our relatives, the ones with good teeth...and we need familiar transport."
Hey, I was riding my two-toned, pastel blue, chromed, crazy-long Italian mirrored plastic scooter home from work today in the rain - and a Harley Guy gave me the Biker's Wave thing...
BaddaBing!
Ha!
So, we ARE accepted by the 2-wheeled world....really we are. Who cares what the neighbors think. If we really cared we wouldn't go out to get the sunday paper dressed like that.
It's OK, we
all have moments when we're on our scooters and we suddenly realize we
don't live in
Madrid.
Hang in there.....Be t o u g h.
(I'm practicing that Biker Wave thing sitting on a kitchen chair in front of my wife's full length mirror. It always catches me by surprise and I give 'em that Disneyland Wave back, embarrassingly)
Stig