This post is real. I know the fellow, and I know the scooter. In fact, I helped him find a Sym HD200 to buy and ride while his Kymco is in the shop. I'm a firm believer in not sweating the small stuff in life, but this seems a bit absurd. I would have been camped out with sandwiches and a sleeping bag at the dealer after the second week. They would have been so sick of seeing my face in there, they would have fixed it just to get rid of me. Next time you think buying a new scooter is the safer, less troublesome way to go, think again. Especially if it is a KYMCO.