UPDATE: Got the new/old stock 2013 DT300i. Put 5 miles at the dealer as part of my PDI and rode with Dear Wife on her People to lunch with friends. Now showing 51.2 miles. All good! Mods to follow, not speed mods but luggage plate over the joke for a parcel rack and a GPS mount.
LESSONS LEARNED: chain 'em down with a top security key lock. Turn the forks and lock them. Push the button and drop the shutter closed over the key lock(on the scoot). We put a gate across the driveway with chain and lock. The drive is like a road cut with steep banks. Put short fence-like bars from gate posts to concrete plugs in the ground. This will DISCOURAGE casual entry even by four-wheelers and everyone around here has at least one.
We are in the sticks country, folks. Farmland and scattered houses. Not densely populated. It WAS the last outpost of people not locking anything up. Not any more.
Karl