Be advised, sir, I HAVE dealt with Majors before! Wasn't pretty....Har, har!
There was this Marine Major, aviator, helo pilot raving about the H-46 simulator at Imperial Beach Naval Air Facility south of San Diego bay. He raved on how it was so realistic it was JUST LIKE being in the actual machine! I asked, "Does it vibrate and smell a lot?" Everyone at the table snickered loudly and he left in a huff! Oh, well...what can you expect from a knuckle dragging Mustang Naval snipe-type surface puke? Har, har!