Until I learned to use the proper method when popping open my Piaggio's seat ...I heard a lady say this every time:
"Mi scusi coniglietto muto per favore non toccare il mio scooter Piaggio!!"
I finally copied and pasted to Bing translate, Italian > English - to learn what the lady was telling me.
I followed the "owner - introduce yourself" procedure in the manual ...and she stopped insulting me.
(click the audio prompt to hear it spoken on the Bing translate site)
Stig