Another update
I've charged the battery, put it back into the bike yesterday, everything works as normal, hooray! So I put everything back, battery cover, storage bucket, seat, and went home.
This morning, I was hoping to ride to work, turned the key, and nothing happened, no lights, no meter sweep when startup, nothing!
Came back from work, used a multimeter to measure voltage across battery, 12.84v! There's voltage!
I plugged in back to the battery tender again, and it turned green in less than 20 minutes. Put the battery back into the bike, turned the key, same thing nothing but silence, no lights. Checked voltage again, 12.86v.
I don't know what to do anymore. A new battery is on it's way. I am gonna charge that to full once I get that, and put it in the bike and see. Hopefully it's just the battery issue, but there's healthy voltage within the battery which is really weird! If nothing helps, I guess I'll just have to tow the bike to a shop and let them figure it out