I worked closely with a sweet girl from Hull, U.K., for 8 years. English-lit major working on her masters while here... - so language wasn't a complete lost cause between us.
"She's thick as two planks!"....when describing our head nurse.....which morphed into, "Yeah, he's thick as.."
We became like brother and sister....which proved that two (married) people can have a platonic relationship.
I taught her to enjoy good coffee. She never got me to enjoy tea. Strangly, she'd go for a hot cup of tea on the hottest days...both of us sweating like heck.
Stig