He has the idea all wrong, Stig!
Well, Joe has been doing this for a long time.
He feels this is leaving plenty of space for others..
He's a good guy, and he's buying the next round of coffees tomorrow - so I'll not poke him with a stick about his parking habits.
At least he's stopped parking next to my scooter! (he was parking his side-hack '51 BMW so close I had to walk thru it to mount up)
Stig