When your ride is getting really lousy MPG because it's leaking like a Nixon White House.....and you have to get 50 meters away to safely smoke....then you've matched the M37 Army truck I drove for several days during the Games in S.E. Asia.
During the end-times of my tour - all my gear was turned in, so I volunteered to make the daily mail runs. I pulled this shot-up 3/4 ton from the batch of "Red-Lined" (broken) vehicles at the motor pool in our hosp. compound. I think they were made by Dodge? It was a ex-gun truck. I actually learned to drive in that truck! Never had'd anything but a motorcycle license.
My procedure was : put out my Chesterfield, go like hades to outrun the mines*, serpentine fiercely to spoil their aim**….and carry jerry cans.
It musta worked.
Looked like this one, but armored sided bed, and no roof.
Stig
*seatmate on the flight home, an ordnance man, told me, "not possible to outrun a
pressure mine". Glad I was dumb to that.
** and this behavior did not make me a popular road-mate with the indigenous population.