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Mrs Stig, "Why's your father singing in the shower?"
« on: August 10, 2020, 10:16:21 PM »
Daughter, "He said he's finished our yard work and grandpa's yardwork and is going for coffee on his scooter in the morning."

Mrs S, "Knock on the door and tell him it's supposed to rain tomorrow."

Daughter, "What's a patoot? He said he doesn't give a rat's one, if it does - he's taking the Michelins and going anyway."


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