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wordslinger

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Re: Mystery Scooter Theater 2010 - Case of the Helpful Rider
« Reply #15 on: October 09, 2010, 02:27:15 AM »
..i like my women just a litlle on th' trashy side...

 ;)

..makes for a more interesting experience...


..im just sayin'!!

 :o
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oswaldters

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Re: Mystery Scooter Theater 2010 - Case of the Helpful Rider
« Reply #16 on: October 09, 2010, 02:29:15 AM »
That explain the hanging around the courthouse I suppose...
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Re: Mystery Scooter Theater 2010 - Case of the Helpful Rider
« Reply #17 on: October 09, 2010, 02:30:00 AM »
..mmm..yup..i reckon.....
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Re: Mystery Scooter Theater 2010 - Case of the Helpful Rider
« Reply #18 on: October 09, 2010, 02:30:30 AM »
Nooo...that was jury duty...i remember.
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Re: Mystery Scooter Theater 2010 - Case of the Helpful Rider
« Reply #19 on: October 09, 2010, 02:33:03 AM »
..yeah ...jury duty...
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oswaldters

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Re: Mystery Scooter Theater 2010 - Case of the Helpful Rider
« Reply #20 on: October 09, 2010, 02:34:28 AM »
The enigma that is Wordslinger.
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Re: Mystery Scooter Theater 2010 - Case of the Helpful Rider
« Reply #21 on: October 09, 2010, 03:47:03 PM »
Heheh ... love all the replies. Yeah, so the answer is --

Don't be a (married) black guy giving a woman with too much make-up and blonde hair your helmet. But ... you know,
this is just a story. World keeps a spinnin', as Stewie says.

Looks like Word's the winner  ;)

Hey -- What did the blonde say when she saw the banana peel up ahead on the side walk?

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Re: Mystery Scooter Theater 2010 - Case of the Helpful Rider
« Reply #22 on: October 10, 2010, 02:02:28 AM »
Looks like Word's the winner

Second place again...

always a bride's maid...
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Re: Mystery Scooter Theater 2010 - Case of the Helpful Rider
« Reply #23 on: October 10, 2010, 02:59:57 AM »
..i really didn't want to win....

..dang...

..so here's the mystery....

 ;)

.you're accustomed to the same trek...pretty much every day..you know the roads, the potholes, manhole covers..all the little rifts and ruffles that are going to be in your way...

..sssso, when you make that routine left turn onto Center Street, and suddenly the rear tire shifts several inches to th' right, and you suck all the air outta your helmet and you jam your left foot to the pavement, and wretch the handlebars right.... just in time to recover...but, your scoot's now sounding like it's really bogging down..though you are throttling really high, but there's NO response from the rear tire!!!


..what just happened??..it was a mystery...

 :o


peace
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Re: Mystery Scooter Theater 2010 - Case of the Helpful Rider
« Reply #24 on: October 15, 2010, 12:37:26 PM »
It sounds like there's a problem with the throttle, though I'm not sure what would cause the rear wheel to lurch during the turn.

-Wolf
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Re: Mystery Scooter Theater 2010 - Case of the Helpful Rider
« Reply #25 on: October 15, 2010, 02:43:25 PM »
..well, this post has been up a while with only wolf's response....

..imma give it just a little while more, then i'll tell the resolution...
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Re: Mystery Scooter Theater 2010 - Case of the Helpful Rider
« Reply #26 on: October 15, 2010, 04:51:43 PM »
No mystery -- your rear tire is goin' flat.   ;D
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Re: Mystery Scooter Theater 2010 - Case of the Helpful Rider
« Reply #27 on: October 15, 2010, 10:35:33 PM »
Yeah, the flat makes sense, but why would the rear tire not work?

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Re: Mystery Scooter Theater 2010 - Case of the Helpful Rider
« Reply #28 on: October 16, 2010, 12:02:04 AM »
No mystery -- your rear tire is goin' flat.


..hoolander is absolutely right!!!


but why would the rear tire not work?


..maybe i threw you off by saying "no response"..

...i meant ..no throttle response...

..the increased drag created by the nearly flat rear tire negated acceleration...


..sssso, the next mystery belongs to Hoolander2!!!

..good job, brother!!


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Re: Mystery Scooter Theater 2010 - Case of the Helpful Rider
« Reply #29 on: October 16, 2010, 02:51:37 AM »
Oh, geez, I didn't know THAT was the prize.   :)  I'm not too creative so I'm gonna re-vamp an old riddle. 

You're shooting the breeze with some scooter buddies and the subject of naming your scoots comes up.  Everyone throws out a name for their scooter or a name they're thinking of naming it. 

One friend says he has named his scooter after the horse in "Jingle Bells".  Everyone but you smiles and gets it. 

What is the scooter's name? 
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