@Togger, as far I remember from other threads started by you, its a B&W 250, EFI, and had fuelpump/ filter issues, right?
Here in Italy you are allowed to be towed to an workshop or support by THE SAME vehicle class you tow. Would mean in your case a motorcycle.
Agreed, it's long shot but a possibility.
Call a transport company, a spedition close to you, or a junkyard close to you for transport.
If you in rural area, go to farmer with a trailer for his tractor.
Call FedEx what they would take to pick and deliver.
Call a parcel company what they think.