NKSR*: The Beeb's Vespa

[Stig / Major Tom]

"What happens when two pop icons get together?"
No, not a baby girl named Izzzie.

J. Beiber, that aging Canadian adolescent once rode a Vespa somewhere (he can't remember, "they talked funny!")
Now we have "a new exclusive Vespa model personally ideated and designed by the singer."

"...ideated".....gotta love Italian Beeb-ettes.

She'sa all white-a; even the seat-a is a all-a white-a. And the flames-a, you know all white-a, too. Crazy!!


I'm thinking most buyers of new Vespas, esp. ltd ed Vespas, are older dudes. I wonder how many will be buying these, not for themselves of course - but for their 14 yr old daughters?
And I want to be there on her first ride - when she stops using too much front brake in the sandy street in front of her Mar-a-Lago estate! Oooh, she's gonna wish she didn't have shorts on!
Vespa better make plenty of "white-a" spares.



I knew the kid could sing, but didn't know he was another Leonardo da Vinci !
Stig

*NKSR = non kymco scooter related

[Mancashire]

There is two losers in one place.

[CROSSBOLT]

More hands-on activity "creating" at Honda, Harley and Kymco than this "Beeb kid."

[Neil955i]

And his backhander was…?

[Stig / Major Tom]

And his backhander was…?

"BRITISH
informal
a secret payment, typically one made illegally; a bribe:

My daughter said Vespa paid the kid - I said I bet his people paid Vespa ....to keep his name & image in the news.
My daughter is probably correct.....

Stig

I'm waiting on the billie eilish ltd ed model.
It will be cloaked in 14 black Urbano Tuncanos.....dragging the road.
With a little teeny/tiny sliver of a head light....barely open.

Stig

[Neil955i]

Stig

I'm waiting on the billie eilish ltd ed model.
It will be cloaked in 14 black Urbano Tuncanos.....dragging the road.
With a little teeny/tiny sliver of a head light....barely open.

Stig

Now you’re more down with the kids than me Stig.  I’ve vaguely heard that name but can’t put a face to it!  Much less a song. Can I be arsed to Google ‘em?   Maybe later 😂

[Neil955i]

OK so Urbano Tucano piqued my interest sufficiently to hit Google. Not seen this side of the Pond, but an informative browse, thanks!